The Closest I'll Ever Get To Seeing Hamilton Is By Watching Bootleg Videos On YouTube.

Girl: What an ass!

Jefferson: Oh thank you

Jefferson to an unimpressed Madison: I know she probably meant that I was an ass but you know you just gotta take what you get

Agreed.

Gus Halper best get Emmy noms for Law and Order: True Crime bc that boy has me in tears lit every episode what the fuck

Angelica: I do have feelings for you.

Jefferson: You do?

Angelica: Yes, I feel that you’re a little annoying.

alexander hamilton texting aaron burr at 4 am: BURR DO YOU THINK MY CHILDREN WILL BE SLUTS I MEAN I AM A SLUT SO IS IT LIKE…..GENETIC???? IS IT RECESSIVE OR DOMINANT. WILL MY DAUGHTERS ENSLAVE AND TORMENT MEN, BURR

aaron burr responding at 10 am the next day: shut the fuck up oh my god

Hamilton New York // Hamilton Chicago 

tfw you remember that the reason benny started a fight in ‘the club’ was to protect usnavi

Eliza: Do you know what Angelica said when she read what you’d done?

Angelica: This probably wouldn’t have happened if he was with me.

Hamilton: Every Song Summarized

Alexander Hamilton: It's ye home boi Alex

Aaron Burr, Sir: Two college men walk into a bar with three drunkards, and-

My Shot: Do you ever just want to overthrow a government (Featuring Alexander having an existential crisis)

The Story Of Tonight: Painful foreshadowing coming from Laurens

The Schuyler Sisters: its ye home gals angellica eliza AND PEGGY

Farmers Refuted: It's Time For Alexander's Opinion

You'll Be Back: I cannot fucking believe King George III is a yandere

Right Hand Man: Burr needs to call the rejection hotline

A Winters Ball: RELIABLE WITH THE *LADIES*

Helpless: Ye gal Eliza falls for ye boi Alex

Satisfied: Angelica has emotional issues and I want to help her

The Story Of Tonight Reprise: SPIT A VERSE, BURR

Wait For It: Burr spits a verse (Sort of)

Stay Alive: Charles Lee shows up and Laurens is like "We should shoot that guy"

Ten Duel Commandments: Laurens shoots that guy

Meet Me Inside: Alexander gets grounded

That Would Be Enough: HEARTBREAK.

Guns and Ships: L A F A Y E T T E

History Has It's Eyes On You: Don't fuck up because history is always watching

Yorktown: Alexander and Lafayette overthrow a government

What Comes Next?: King George is still a yandere but now he's a Bitter Yandere

Dear Theodosia: THE DAD SONG

Non-Stop: Burr wonders why and how Alexander does things

What'd I Miss: Jeffy boi is done getting high in France and now he's back to get high in America

Cabinet Battle #1: Political debate turns into a rap battle

Take A Break: Alexander says "No" 500000 times

Say No To This: Alexander forgets how to say "No" 500000 times

The Room Where It Happens: Burr needs to call the rejection hotline again

Schuyler Defeated: Alexander throws away Burr's friendship bracelet

Cabinet Battle #2: you must be out oF YOUR GODDAMN MIND-

Washington On Your Side: MOTHERFUCKING SOUTHERN DEMOCRATIC REPUBLICANS

One Last Time: Washington is resigning and Alexander has abandonment issues

I Know Him: JESUS CHRIST THIS WILL BE FUN!!!~

The Adams Administration: Hamilton fucking obliterates John Adams

We Know: Jefferson, Burr, and Madison become the TMZ of the 1700-1800s

Hurricane: Alexander decides to #expose himself

The Reynolds Pamphlet: Alexander probably regrets deciding to #expose himself

Burn: ELIZA DESERVES BETTER THAN THIS

Blow Us All Away: Alexander encourages his son to get in a gun fight and is shocked when he gets shot

Stay Alive Reprise: CRUSHING DEPRESSION

It's Quiet Uptown: EVEN MORE CRUSHING DEPRESSION

The Election of 1800: Jefferson is tired of drama and he just wants politics

Your Obedient Servant: "Fucking fight me, Alex." ~Burr

Best of Wives and Best of Women: WOW EVEN MORE CRUSHING DEPRESSION

The World Was Wide Enough: "Talk shit get hit." ~Burr

Who Lives, Who Dies, Who Tells Your Story: I'M CRYING OVER A FOUNDING FATHER.

Okay. I’m going to picture Jefferson without his personality. Whoa, Jefferson might be hot

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in another better universe Donald Trump is dead and Carrie Fisher is President