Eliza: Do you know what Angelica said when she read what you’d done?
Angelica: This probably wouldn’t have happened if he was with me.
Max: hey you boys dare me to wear a dress for a video?
Joji and Ian: No.
Max while applying lipstick on, already in the dress: You guys are so crazy! I can’t believe you are making me do this!
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Wow…
Hamilton: What do you call a dictionary on drugs?
Burr: If you say ‘addictionary’ I swear I will cut you.
Hamilton: I was gonna say ‘high definition’ but yours is better.
Burr: Someone narced! We gotta get rid of our stash!
Hamilton: I am not throwing away my pot.
Laurens: This small bed is falling apart. You should put it outside.
Hamilton: I am not throwing away my cot.
Mulligan: All of these ropes have become one tangled mass.
Hamilton: I am not throwing away my knot.
Hamilton Hijinks @ the National Portrait Gallery
Security only came over once to question our antics, but we didn’t get thrown out, so all-in-all I consider this endeavor a SUCCESS!
I was searching for a picture of Queen Elizabeth II with her corgis but I found this and I just think it’s the best
*In the Fraunces Tavern*
Hamilton: *talking to Herc* PAY THE FUCKING BAR TAB!
Hercules: Chill
*Writing to congress*
Hamilton: *Writing to congress* PAY YOUR FUCKING ARMY!
Washington: Chill
*At the battle of Yorktown*
Hamilton: *yelling at the redcoats* PAY THE FUCKING PRICE
Lafayette: Chill
*At the cabinet battle*
Alexander: *debating with Thomas* PAY YOUR FUCKING SLAVES
Jefferson: Chill
*during the whiskey rebellion*
Washington: Alexander…
Hamilton: Yes sir?
Washington: Nows the time.
Hamilton: *takes deep breath* PAY YOUR FUCKING TAXES!!!!!