Sebastian Stan Juggled Playing Trump And Bucky Barnes In The Apprentice And Thunderbolts

ok kids repeat after me

vinegar and bleach makes chlorine gas, which is highly toxic

ammonia and bleach makes chloramine, which is highly toxic

rubbing alcohol and bleach makes chloroform, which is highly toxic

hydrogen peroxide and vinegar makes peracetic/peroxyacetic acid, which can be highly corrosive

be careful about your cleaning products and dont get yourself injured or potentially killed ok

anthonymackie: @/imsebastianstan remember that time I had to tell I love you from 2 meters away?! Happy Birthday Playa... you are truly the vanilla ice cream to my ice cream sandwich. #AvengerBoyzForLife

I'm a 100% sure that this is what you'll see before he fucks the shit out of you. You can't convince me otherwise.

romantic tropes i adore

sun and moon

princess and knight

death and the maiden

two royals in a political marriage both invested in the good of their kingdom that develop feelings for each other

one showing kindness and the other choosing to become kinder as well, as redemption

two damaged, vulnerable people swearing to protect each other no matter what

reincarnation, always

as much angst as possible with a happy ending, non-negotiable.

ancient morally neutral one swayed into love by young mortal upstart

going on a fairytale quest to save the other

turning into twin stars/flowers/hugging statues/etc even after dying

Always gives us good content!

Budding Romance

Pairing: Beefy Florist!Bucky Barnes x Female Reader Summary: Your first date with Bucky is just the start of your passionate love story. Word Count: Over 3.3k Warnings: Explicit sexual content, semi-public grinding/knee riding, dirty talk, swearing, fluff and some feels (it’s me), beefy florist!Bucky Barnes (he’s a warning, okay?) A/N: Hello, lovelies! Tumblr jail won’t keep me from sharing my writing. I’m falling in love with Beefy Florist!Bucky Barnes and want you to do the same. Beta read by the wonderful @whisperlullaby ​ but any and all mistakes are my own. Thank you, lovely! Moodboard created by yours truly. Divider by the beautiful @firefly-graphics and banners by the lovely @its-just-may .

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It was Saturday night and you were convinced that the universe was playing tricks on you. No way did you have a date with Bucky Barnes. You were still shocked that the gorgeous, massive florist asked you out. You checked your phone all day, half expecting him to cancel. But it was almost time for him to pick you up and he didn’t seem like the type to bail. 

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The perks of being a field nurse

Warnings: smut das it!

Being a field nurse in a brutal disgusting war was finally paying off! Sure you where never actually off the clock, and yes the rations the military sent for women were more fit for a 10 year old girl, but this was your pay off!

Clutching the filthy brown hair belonging to the man ravenously sucking your sweet spot between your thighs. If it weren't for your other hand clutched tightly over your mouth, you'd have drawn a crowd with your whines whimpers and half screams. Later you'd have to think of a cover for the half moon imprints of your nails marring your face.

Sgt. Barnes was a man with a reputation for getting around and by god where you glad to personally confirm his reputed skills.

Those sweet pink lips sucking at you and his hot tongue seemed to be trying to map all it could reach inside of you. That devilish thing tonguing even lower to your pucker chasing your juices and making you go crosseyed. The cott beneath you was all but ruined soaked and holding the weight of you and his passions. Big strong hands gripping your hip and thigh forced your legs wide. As wonderful as he was you just needed that bit more to see stars. Using the grip on his hair you start rocking your hips to grind your cunt into his mouth.

You weren't expecting his sharp too loud moan. His eyes snapping open to show his crazed blue eyes. Staring into your soul he stilled his tongue and let it hang from his mouth while using his grip on your lower half to help you use his mouth. Caught by his half crazy eyes you could feel your orgasm rushing up on you quickly. Stomach tightening breath quickening your sounds down to sharp quiet pants and whimpers. His stare became too much, your head snapping back you finally cum with a gush and a silent scream.

This was what the women whispered about. Everywhere the 107th legion was stationed Bucky barnes charmed his way up skirts and into the hearts of even war hardened women.

Falling flat from his retreating hands you lock eyes and know your far from finished here. His doesn't stop staring he unbuckles his belt and let's his pretty cock bounce free. And what a sight it is! The good Lord and all his angels had blessed him with looks, the brawn too match and a cock that looked plucked right off satan himself. Flushed red and veiny as his forearms, normally you would be a dear and give him a sweet kiss to that angry looking fat tip. His fingers raising your staring to his face again stopped that.

"Spread those legs doll. Lay back nice for me."

Saint Paul and Mary herself couldn't have kept your legs closed. Not with that raspy voice and those goddamn eyes. Normally you would be a stickler for a prophylactic but it'd be a real sin not to have him in all his glory just this once.

Hiking your dress even more and scooting up the bed he follows you down quickly. Before you even settle,his rough hands grab the backs of your thighs and folds you with your bits bared to the roof of the tent.

Looking up between your legs as he slaps that baby arm on your cunt you can't help but compare him to the stories of Lucifer you learned about in church. He looks like he's dragged himself up from the pit of hell just for one last fuck and your the lucky gall who gets it. He hasn't bothered to wipe his face from the grime coating it, theirs a fresh cut beneath his eye and he hasn't even bothered to take off his shirt.

The aching slide of his Johnson filling you takes you out of your own head and back into this dingy cot with bucky barnes. Your gonna be sore tomorrow but fuck this is gonna be worth it!

Giving you no time to adjust he starts fucking you with no regard for your poor pussy. Your legs have wrapped around his pistoning hips and your mouth falls open with a squeak. All you could do was grip his shirt while he pounded away. The only sounds now where wet slaps and occasional grunts.

If you thought the orgasm before was good this one might just take you out. Every slap of hips felt like he was pulling it from your body with force. Choking back full blown screams of lust you switched to biting on your own hand to quiet the sounds trapped in your throat.

And all the while, this devilman just stared down at you while pounding the good sense from your brain. When he starts smirking you can almost rouse some anger at him. Until he takes the hand he was previously pinning you with, licks his thumb and starts rubbing your aching clit firmly and slowly.

You used to be a respectable woman! A woman with a brain and good sense! A woman who didn't take shit from hardened soldiers even!

When Bucky barnes leaned down and hissed "doll, you'd better quite down before we get caught... hate to have to flip you and shove that pretty face into the pillow. One more slip up though and I will don't test me..."

It felt like that rumbling voice had issued a direct command over your body and you clenched up to keep quiet. Another loud all male grunt gave you a new satisfaction though. Mister experienced wasn't smirking now.

Maybe the little giggle was his last straw cuz before you knew it your mouth was mushed into the pillow and your ass hiked up to the sky. "Warned you baby" came only a second before he slid back in and made you snap into an arch.

Devilman was all you could think.

i needed this skin in marvel rivals so badly that i finally decided to make it myself

but I really can't decide whether he should have the raccoon eyes or not 🦝🦝🦝 thoughts?

HOW TO: Disable Highlight/Copy

I decided to put my computer degree to good use and put this little How To together to help with the plagiarism problem because I’m sick of it.

This will disable text highlighting on your blog pages so they can’t use copy.

Disclaimers:

Sorry I didn’t do this sooner. I haven’t done coding in a while

Not sure if someone else has already done this

This should work on desktop but likely not on app because that’s a whole other thing

I have not thoroughly tested this but it seems to work on mine on my blog page itself

Reblog and tag your fellow/favorite content creators. Feel free to send me a message directly if you have questions. I hope this helps, darlings. I love you all.

OKAY HERE WE GO.

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