I'm A 100% Sure That This Is What You'll See Before He Fucks The Shit Out Of You. You Can't Convince

Lookin at my Gucci it’s about that time…

Time for another collection! Yep ya girl is over 3K aaaaaand turning another year older on the 10th of August. Sigh…35…definitely didn’t think this is where I would be at this big age. It really makes me feel some type of way…so instead of spiraling out this year for my birthday…

DISTRACT ME WITH YOUR HOTTEST SMUT.

Oh yes…but there are a few catches…

This time around, I’m all about the 3’s. 3K. 35. 3-SUM. Yeah that’s right, your hottest smut scene with not one, but two beautiful mens…

But you don’t get to choose. Nah, let’s leave it up to fate.

From the character wheels below, you will spin for your mates and your smut prompt. Don’t keep spinning until you get who you want, accept the challenge. Birthday related? Entirely up to you. Go off on the hottest smut you can think of and present it to me all hot and pretty, tied up with a bow.

Wheel One: Seb/Evans and their characters

Wheel Two: Same as one with some toss ups 🙃

Wheel Three: Smut prompts (if you want/need)

This is the best gift you guys can give me. You know I love wild smut, so please wild the fuck out. Make my jaw drop. Make me kick and scream. Make me squirm. Fuck me up yo.

Collection run time: July 10th - August 14th

Also, my submissions will be open the week of my birthday so if you wanna drop birthday messages/pics/love/drabbles, you’re more than welcome.

Birthday Submission run time: Aug 8th - 14th

Talk to me nice, not spicy. I’m your elder (probably)

You guys should know the vibes by now. You gotta be over 18 to even be here, let alone participate. And keep your fics within limits. Don’t feel like I have to do all the rules and shit bleh you know what’s up…

Tag: #fineanddandy3s or @fineanddandy or @olyvoyl

So y’all wanna do this or what…up for some smutty fun?

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Bucky Barnes - Master List

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Notes:

Warnings listed accordingly

All fics are complete (unless otherwise stated)

Fics will be duplicated on here and other relevant master lists.

Warnings (detailed warnings on fics) -

🥰Fluff // 💔Angst // 💀Death // 🤬Language // 🔞Smut // 💋Cheating // 👊🏻Violence // 🍺Alcoholism // 🥵Implied Smut // ⚠Trigger Warning

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Things I never knew about The Avengers until I started reading fanfics:

1. Tony Stark literally never sleeps.

2. Thor loves to address women as “Lady (name)”. No one knows when he’s coming or going but Stark keeps a room ready for him at all times, regardless.

3. The only degree Bruce actually puts into use is his M.D.

4. Clint not only loves traveling through the vents but he continues to do so despite constantly falling through the ceiling.

5. Part of Natasha’s Red Room training included how to dress her friends for Stark’s parties.

6. No matter what sexuality Steve tries he still has no game.

7. If you are ever recruited, Wanda will be your first and greatest friend.

8. Sam knows everything about everyone.

9. Vision has reverted to Jarvis in physical form.

10. Just be aware that the first time Bucky says two words to you it means he wants to throw you into the nearest supply closet and bang your brains out. This will then happen within 24 hrs.

Finally, but most importantly, the kitchen is rarely used for culinary purposes.

Dark!Tropes Masterlist Challenge

Each month, we challenge you to write a one-shot, series, headcanon, drabble, etc. featuring your favourite MCU character (or character affiliated with an MCU actor) and a trope of our choosing! 

If you already have a story written that you would like added to this masterlist please contact us!

There are no word limits or time constraints. Please tag accordingly. If you would like your story added to this masterlist please fill in the submission form on PC or send your links via message.

Jan/February: Cult Trope

🖤 Please Reblog and Share The Wonderful Talents of This Community 🖤

《 𝐏𝐚𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐭-𝐓𝐞𝐚𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐂𝐨𝐧𝐟𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞 》

𝐁𝐮𝐜𝐤𝐲 𝐁𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐞𝐬 𝐱 𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐫!𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐀𝐔

➵ 𝐒𝐮𝐦𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐲 | James Barnes, a widowed single dad, had forgotten what love felt like and let it crush him, taking his daughter, Rebecca, with him. He was cold, rude, and arrogant, being one of the few teachers at Westview High School the students seemed to absolutely despise. But when you show up, a hopeful math teacher who’d previously taught Rebecca’s kindergarten class, and are adored by your students and colleagues- James’s attitude starts to change.

➵ 𝐏𝐚𝐢𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠 | widowed!dad!teacher!Bucky Barnes x teacher!reader

➵ 𝐖𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 | enemies to lovers trope, a dash of smut (18+), language, widowed Bucky, Bucky is called James throughout, a common theme of grief, loss, anxiety, anger, slight depression, disability (Bucky’s arm). A few familiar names. THIS IS AN AU AND HAS NO CONNECTION TO THE MCU/MOST THINGS THAT ARE CANON. IF YOU ARE UNDER 18 AND FOLLOW ME, YOU WILL BE BLOCKED.

დ 𝐦𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐦𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭 | დ 𝐛𝐮𝐜𝐤𝐲 𝐦𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭 | დ 𝐤𝐨-𝐟𝐢

Chapter I- Becca’s Biggest Secret

Chapter II- Butterflies

Chapter III- Unofficial

Chapter IV- Coffee Date

Chapter V- Starting Over

Chapter VI- Epilogue

ATTENTION EVERYONE!

if you wanna keep seeing smut fics/any other mature content, you must go to your settings, go to “content you see,” and hit “show” for mature content! otherwise, those dirty fics & other content with the mature community label will be hidden completely from your view, as if they don’t exist. this is going to make it difficult for fic writers/other mature content creators to get their work seen on the site, so please make others aware to change their settings so they can continue seeing it.

apparently tumblr is making us do that now or they’ll add them for us, and if they add them for us, we can’t take the labels off or edit them. that’s if it’s missing the label and if they deem it’s mature & needs said label. and yes, reblogs of mature content apparently need a label, too. i found all of this info at the tumblr help desk, so if you wanna read more on it, i suggest going over there and checking it out!

please spread the word, so that others know, too! because this has apparently been in place for almost a week, and i knew nothing of it until last night.

One too many drinks 🍹🍸🥂