Broadripple Is Burning- Chapter 1

I just don’t get it. How can our society act so goddamned normal about seahorses. How can anybody so casually accept that that’s a fish???

This is one of nature’s most anatomically perverse of all beasts. A FISH, like a carp or a bass or a beta is a fish, but it bent its body straight up only to bend its head permanently back down. It stretched its skull into a pipe. It tapered its tail like a lizard, specifically like a chameleon. It can also move its eyes independently by the way, you know, like a chameleon. Fun fact, it can change color to express its mood, like you know whatever does that. It doesn’t properly swim anymore. It buzzes its few remaining fins like an insect’s wings to float itself around at a snail’s pace. It lives its whole life clinging to coral branches or seaweed, which means it decided to become a “tree dweller” in an environment where gravity didn’t even matter anyway. The males get pregnant. They make noises at each other by rubbing some of their neck bones together. Every day, EVERY DAY a mated pair does a little dance and a little neck bone song so they remember which two seahorses they were. They’re a beautiful precious obscenity. Nothing so adorable ever made such a strong case against a logical creator.

They have as little skin and meat as they could get away with. Their skeleton is almost all they are.

credit to songwriters alex quackity and george notfound

I like sans araidia the most ;)

500 follower raffle!!

For 500 I’m going to be placing a raffle, to enter you must:

1) like this post!

2) reblog this post!

3) be a follower of mine!

Bonus- tell me what your favorite edit I’ve made is!

Prizes for the winners:

First place- 3 custom sprites, of the same character or all different ones+a sketch drawing

Second place- 1 costum sprite+a sketch drawing

Third place- a sketch drawing

I made a Which TMA Character are you uquiz with 60 results, so you can know with absolute certainty which one you are (link in the reblogs)

Part 3: Dsmp members as low-quality screenshots + iconic tumblr posts

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ive seen some posts lately about drawing diversity with actually diverse features, aka instead of just having a black character, drawing the character with nigerian features or instead of just drawing a vaguely indigenous character draw them with features from a specific tribe/area and in any case i figured you might want to check out this site because its a world map where you can click anywhere and it’ll show you different human phenotypes based on region and really goes into showing many types of people. like im making a chilean character so clicked on chile and it showed me this

which pops up this and this 

its just a pretty neat website to really become better at diversifying and strengthening your character designs

Phil: are you seriously farming potatoes Techno?

Techno: Yes

Nikki: Awww! Is there- is there another potato war going on?

Techno: It- It makes me calm 🥺👉👈

Carmin in a Angel of Death au! She takes the place of Zack here

I got a laptop with Windows 11 for an IT course so I can get certified, and doing the first time device set-up for it made me want to commit unspeakable violence

Windows 11 should not exist, no one should use it for any reason, it puts ads in the file explorer and has made it so file searches are also web searches and this cannot be turned off except through registry editing. Whoever is responsible for those decisions should be killed, full stop.

Switch to linux, it's free and it's good.