Carmin In A Angel Of Death Au! She Takes The Place Of Zack Here

Phil: are you seriously farming potatoes Techno?

Techno: Yes

Nikki: Awww! Is there- is there another potato war going on?

Techno: It- It makes me calm 🥺👉👈

The introductory “Hate” monologue from I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream, with AM voiced by the TikTok TTS

This is a free coupon/excuse for you to infodump on the current topic you’re obsessed with. Take some time away from internet discourse and share with us something you find interesting.

Today I read about Precambrian animals!

The above one is Thectardis, which is an animal so weird we have almost no inclination of how to categorize it. We know it was alive and it was cone shaped. That’s it.

The thing about fossil life from 500+ million years ago is that there often aren’t really any living analogs for it? Many of the animals from that time were sessile, many filter feeders, without much in common with what comes to mind when we think “Animal”—something that moves around and has a brain and thinks. The strata that preserve these animals are very rarely accessible, and these glimpses we have are hard to interpret.

Many of these creatures are known from a single fossil. Many are too weird to interpret or classify even tentatively.

Here’s another organism from that time, Eoandromeda:

Look at this thing. I can’t explain why, but Eoandromeda makes me feel some kind of deep dread. Like...we don’t know what this thing was. We don’t even know if it was an animal. I look at that shape and I want someone to tell me what that thing is. But we don’t know. We don’t have the words for What That Thing Is.

Imagine something so alien, so divergent from the paths life took to the present day, that we can’t look at it and say “That’s a worm” or “That’s a sponge” or “that’s a jellyfish” or...anything. The words for it literally don’t exist, because nothing like it now exists, and we know nothing about it. We’re not looking at different versions of the same categories of creature we have now. We’re looking at something that is too obscure to have a category. We can guess what it might have looked like. But it is so utterly unlike anything that exists now that we know nothing—except that undeniably, it existed.

Namacalathus. Be honest, doesn’t this make you scream inside? Or is it just me? This was a real animal that existed. It doesn’t know or give a fuck what a “snail” or “bird” is.

Learning about dinosaurs is DIFFERENT. We know what bones are. We have them! When we say that sauropod dinosaurs ate plants, we can imagine those plants. We can describe dinosaurs as having a “neck” and “claws” and “legs.” And I think that’s comforting because whatever I feel when I look at Namacalathus is not that.

This one invented muscles! Muscles are okay! I have muscles! That should make me feel better, right!

...Not really! Put it back!

For millions of years these things existed, living their unknowable lives. There was an entire world of these organisms. This was EARTH, our world.

People mostly haven’t heard of these. I think people care less about these strange early creatures because they seem less charismatic, not having brains or doing anything, but I think there is a lot of charisma to the Unknowable Cone Animal, the Dread Spiral, and all the other unsettling animals of the Precambrian.

"that lil animation loop is the most annoying fucking thing" suck on a lemon? Why would you say this. If you can't say anything nice jump out of a window.

Sam: this is why no one likes you you're so insensitive.

Wes:

Danny: REESES PUFFS REESES PUFFS

Dream SMP Characters’ Worldview & Philosophies

I’ve been thinking about the differences between the way certain characters view the world and themselves, so I’ve created a meta for those who are interested.

(Note: These are extremely oversimplified and condensed for the sake of reading consumption and brevity.)

This post includes only Major Characters (Involved in 3+ Arcs). Some will have more or less points depending on how vocal or unique their perspectives are. Points are mentioned regardless of if the character has changed or shifted their worldview in later story arcs. 

Characters who share the same philosophies with others will have their names in (parentheses) beside each point. Worldviews that are entirely unique or not shared will be bolded.

Wilbur:

Loyalty should always lie with your nation. (Tubbo, Quackity)

Fight with your words, not your weapons. (Tubbo, Fundy)

Power is only gained through bloodshed. (Quackity, Technoblade)

Authority is meant to be challenged. (Tommy, Tubbo, Quackity, Technoblade, Fundy)

Revenge is a cycle that only ends when one side falls. (Ranboo, Fundy)

Personal identity and public identity should be interchangeable.

It is always better to suffer alone, than be hurt through vulnerability. (Ranboo, Technoblade)

Forgiveness is essential to peace. (Tubbo, Sam)

Identity is entirely defined by your title.

Sometimes breaking something beyond repair is better than fixing it.

Violence is always a last resort. (Tommy, Tubbo, Ranboo)

If you fail yourself, you have failed everyone.

The ends justify the means. (Quackity, Dream, Technoblade, Sam)

Trust no one. (Quackity, Dream, Technoblade, Fundy)

Speak precisely or do not speak at all. (Technoblade)

Control is imperative for survival. (Quackity)

Most Shared Worldviews: Technoblade +6  / Quackity +6 Least Shared Worldviews: TommyInnit +2

TommyInnit:

Loyalty should always lie with your friends/allies. (Ranboo, Sam)

Human attachment is a strength. (Ranboo)

Change is meant to be resisted.

Win fairly, or don’t win at all.

Authority is meant to be challenged. (Wilbur, Tubbo, Quackity, Technoblade, Fundy)

Never give up, even in the face of death. (Quackity, Dream, Technoblade)

Suffer yourself, so no one else has to. (Sam)

Never abandon someone you love, even if they hurt you.

Always intervene before a conflict grows worse. (Fundy)

Violence is always a last resort. (Wilbur, Tubbo, Ranboo)

The purpose of living is to have fun. (Dream, Fundy)

Nothing that is broken is beyond repair. (Tubbo, Quackity)

Life is meaningless without someone to share it with.

All suffering is the result of your own mistakes. (Tubbo, Quackity)

Always try to see the good in others. (Quackity)

Stealing is essential to survival.

Most Shared Worldviews: Quackity +5 Least Shared Worldviews: Wilbur +2  / Techno +2  / Dream +2 / Sam +2

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