I Just Don’t Get It. How Can Our Society Act So Goddamned Normal About Seahorses. How Can Anybody So

I just don’t get it. How can our society act so goddamned normal about seahorses. How can anybody so casually accept that that’s a fish???

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This is one of nature’s most anatomically perverse of all beasts. A FISH, like a carp or a bass or a beta is a fish, but it bent its body straight up only to bend its head permanently back down. It stretched its skull into a pipe. It tapered its tail like a lizard, specifically like a chameleon. It can also move its eyes independently by the way, you know, like a chameleon. Fun fact, it can change color to express its mood, like you know whatever does that. It doesn’t properly swim anymore. It buzzes its few remaining fins like an insect’s wings to float itself around at a snail’s pace. It lives its whole life clinging to coral branches or seaweed, which means it decided to become a “tree dweller” in an environment where gravity didn’t even matter anyway. The males get pregnant. They make noises at each other by rubbing some of their neck bones together. Every day, EVERY DAY a mated pair does a little dance and a little neck bone song so they remember which two seahorses they were. They’re a beautiful precious obscenity. Nothing so adorable ever made such a strong case against a logical creator.

They have as little skin and meat as they could get away with. Their skeleton is almost all they are.

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4 years ago

You dont make a wood sword! You make a wooden pickaxe and then mine 2 stone and make a stone sword smh

Jimbo Jombo. You have left me no choice. I will NOT stand an attack on my integrity.

This is a callout post on Tumblr user @dom-deserves-everything

//Content warning for himbophobia, dweeb energy, and general gross stuff.

Jimbo is usually seen by the fandom as a nice innocent person, he even calls himself "baby" according to my sources.

But in actuality he is far from baby. He is bastard. He himself admits it while in an in depth interview.

Jimbo Jombo. You Have Left Me No Choice. I Will NOT Stand An Attack On My Integrity.

He has also repeatedly harassed me and my children, he went looking for my past art and content without my consent, and has a serious problem with admitting I'm better than him, which is despicable.

This man is out of control, and it has been going on for too long.

Jimbo Jombo. You Have Left Me No Choice. I Will NOT Stand An Attack On My Integrity.

He is also the owner of sword, it isn't bad he's just a dweeb.

It's not even enchanted smh

Jimbo Jombo. You Have Left Me No Choice. I Will NOT Stand An Attack On My Integrity.

And when confronted about it he is yet again, lashing out.

Jimbo Jombo. You Have Left Me No Choice. I Will NOT Stand An Attack On My Integrity.

Calling me names, that is NOT family friendly.

Jimbo Jombo. You Have Left Me No Choice. I Will NOT Stand An Attack On My Integrity.

This is BLATANT HIMBOPHOBIA.

Now the biggest piece of evidence against him is the infamous tale of the fart anon.

Jimbo Jombo. You Have Left Me No Choice. I Will NOT Stand An Attack On My Integrity.

Everyone can agree this is, absolutely disgusting. But it's even worse the fact that he has drawn ART of it, and spammed me on my dms and inbox. This is a threat to my safety.

Jimbo Jombo. You Have Left Me No Choice. I Will NOT Stand An Attack On My Integrity.

This behavior is unacceptable and he is trying to call me out to SILENCE ME so he can keep doing his fart art.

Stand against Jimbo.

#Jimboisoverparty


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4 years ago

I like sans araidia the most ;)

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3 years ago

deep sea creatures are so fascinating, I don't care how scary they are. I wanna see how fucked up and nightmarish these little guys can get.

God I adore them and how crazy they are like?

Deep Sea Creatures Are So Fascinating, I Don't Care How Scary They Are. I Wanna See How Fucked Up And

Look at this guy, the Barreleye fish. First off I adore critters that are see through, but this dude's cool because those green balls? Those are his eyes, the ones on the front of its face aren't real. Not to mention it's eyes are pointed straight up? Like? My dude hunts by looking at shadows above it.

In a similar vein meet the fish that looks like it has chapped lips despite living in the water, the telescope fish

Deep Sea Creatures Are So Fascinating, I Don't Care How Scary They Are. I Wanna See How Fucked Up And

Like the Barreleye, these guys hunt by staring towards the surface, using the minimal light to see shadows of their prey. They're only about 20cm long but they can extend their jaws and swallow prey twice their size and fold it in half in their stomachs.

Okay, let's take a quick break from fish, let's take a look at a different sleep paralysis demon, the Pycnogonida or sea spider

Deep Sea Creatures Are So Fascinating, I Don't Care How Scary They Are. I Wanna See How Fucked Up And

There's so so many species of these guys, but my favorite thing is that since they're basically all leg, that's where all their organs are too.

Okay break over, let's do one last one, my baby, one of the most beautiful ocean critters, the frilled shark

Deep Sea Creatures Are So Fascinating, I Don't Care How Scary They Are. I Wanna See How Fucked Up And
Deep Sea Creatures Are So Fascinating, I Don't Care How Scary They Are. I Wanna See How Fucked Up And
Deep Sea Creatures Are So Fascinating, I Don't Care How Scary They Are. I Wanna See How Fucked Up And

These guys are like, the blueprint for sharks, they've been around for 80 million years and despite their mouths genuinely looking like the gate to hell, they're not that dangerous to us. In fact we're more dangerous to them due to the way their bodies are pressurized and built for the freezing depths they live in, after leaving a certain depth it's basically an insta death. But, they can get up to six feet long and live roughly 25 years (scientists aren't quite sure on their lifespan) they're also pregnant for over three years which is like. Yikes. But those teeth, 25 rows with over 300 in total. Crazy. No worries though, their jaws are pretty weak and they tend to eat squid, like it's 60% of their diet, the rest mostly being made up of smaller sharks and bony fish.

Anyway, these aren't horrifying deep sea critters (Google hatchet fish if you want that) but these are a few I had off the top of my head!

4 years ago
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2 years ago

how are you just so slay all the time?

How Are You Just So Slay All The Time?

Necessity.

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4 years ago

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3 years ago

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