Addiethebaddie1 - Addie

madoka rewatch

Currently on arc 9 of the Ward audiobook, "waggle" doesn't feel like a real word anymore

It’s crazy that people think fat is undesirable. Like my sub is so small but very curvy, and they have plenty of tummy and side fat, but I fucking love every inch of it.

My reasons are this, your Honor: *leans into mic so it pops when I speak*

1. Warm

2. Smells good

3. Soft

4. Jiggles with the force of my thrusts as I fuck into her

5. Easy to grip for a better pounding

6. She looks hot it’s hot she’s fucking hot as hell

7. She has a fat ass

8. FANTASTIC BOOBS

9. She gets so flustered when I throw her around like a rag doll it’s so cute

10. I can’t think of any more reasons but we should sexualize fat. even if you’re not considered plus size, but have a soft tummy or love handles or you have big jiggly thighs, THESE ARE A PLUS!!!! EVERYONE WANTS YOU SO BAD!

My gf could easily suffocate me and tries not to when she’s sitting on my face but I pull her down onto me even further because I rather die than let her get up.

Sorry what were we talking about?

As it is Passover again, it is time for the annual debate as to whether the frog plague, which thanks to a quirk in the Hebrew, is written as a plague of frog, singular, rather than the plural, plague of frogs, was in fact, as generally imagined, a plague of many frogs, or instead a singular giant Kaiju frog. This is an ancient and venerable argument that actually goes back to the Talmud because this is what the Jewish people are. If we can't argue for fun about this sort of thing, what are we even doing.

In that spirit, I would like to submit a third possibility, which is that in fact it was one perfectly normal sized frog, who was absolutely acing Untitled Frog Game: Ancient Egypt Edition. One particularly obnoxious frog, who through sheer hard work, managed to plague all of Egypt.

"why isn't there any good LGBT rep in games??" because you don't use itch io and don't believe art made by smaller teams is worth anything or you think nsfw art is an inherent moral failing. Go play a 20 minute porn game made by a depressed transfem lesbian and then maybe you'll calm down

Wearing my canonically accurate Antares cosplay as I pull my girlfriend into my room: Hehe come on babe, I'll make you cum so hard you'll be a blaster 4.

My girlfriend, wearing the costume of her original character, Taylon Hober: I don't know babe, don't you think our power difference is problematic.

Me: Heh, that sort of thing is for the power testers to worry about.

I jump onto the mattress and my spiked shoulder pads instantly punctures the water bed and blasts toxic goo everywhere killing us instantly

We've started a nonprofit that attempts to counteract the mutually-destructive and emotionally harmful consequences of Knowing and Being Known by hermetically sealing the heartbroken in concrete prefabs and sequestering them at the bottom of the ocean