As it is Passover again, it is time for the annual debate as to whether the frog plague, which thanks to a quirk in the Hebrew, is written as a plague of frog, singular, rather than the plural, plague of frogs, was in fact, as generally imagined, a plague of many frogs, or instead a singular giant Kaiju frog. This is an ancient and venerable argument that actually goes back to the Talmud because this is what the Jewish people are. If we can't argue for fun about this sort of thing, what are we even doing.
In that spirit, I would like to submit a third possibility, which is that in fact it was one perfectly normal sized frog, who was absolutely acing Untitled Frog Game: Ancient Egypt Edition. One particularly obnoxious frog, who through sheer hard work, managed to plague all of Egypt.
remember when i was a bright-eyed 20-year old and i thought i would get a career in the art or game industry and live a moderately happy life alone but unbothered
"Yeah so I think Amy-" I hear a crash coming in through the window. I turn around, it's him. Wildbow. He opens his mouth to deliver a Word of God. I try to stop him but it's too late. The Simurgh is now straight. I weep.
Ashley Stillons:
prone to collateral damage
can fly
questionable morals
is blonde
is hot
might actually, textually be into women
Amy Dallon: I can work with this.
Appalled murder cultist realising she shares a fandom with the notorious henghost and leaving the cult at once
I'm doing my part to save lives 🫡
Bouba/Kiki Context
That's Tress in her Orchard form, so her form in later Ward. Her both with and without the prosthetic were earlier polls.
Make sure to tell me what you think and why you think it!
nerdy rail-thin sapphic transfems when they see a fat woman
in fucking Tears thinking about how disgusting a baby griffin would look
madoka rewatch
various dumb worm comics ( i promise i'll come back with some actual decent fanart soon )
Me Giving a Pressed Conference: our advocacy for the disabled must include the addict, the imperfect victim, those we despise; the right to autonomy and life cannot devolve into a popularity contest
Reporter I Hate (Not Sexual Tension): Does that include all the attendees of the Bored Ape NFT event who went blind
Me: *Blood streaming from my nostrils and eyes* david, it includes everyone