I Was In A Stealth Game And Clearing A Compound. I Triggered An Alarm, And Got Ambushed By A Robot Who

My favorite jokes are about mispronouncing philosophers' names but I'm afraid it's a nietzsche subgenre

I have been awake for nearly 36 hours, I have conquered my hallucinations

FOR ANYONE WHO MIGHT NEED TO KNOW (cause I've told like 3 trans friends this week)

Your pants size in women's is the waist measurement of your men's pants size minus 20. 38x30 in men's becomes 18 in women's. some variation for cut and style but this is the baseline

Your shirt size in women's is one size up from your shirt size in men's. If you wear a men's small, you'll wear a women's medium

Your shoe size in women's is roughly two sizes up from your shoe size in men's. However, many men's shoes are slightly wider than women's shoes so you may have to get wide shoes in women's when you wear standard width in men's

hope this helps, and happy shape-shifting

I’ve been awake for 19 hours straight, and I feel like I could take down a bear; I would never do that because I love bears, but if I had to…

really liking kristen's arc(?) this season

after seeing @caitmayart's new Jawbone, I knew exactly how I'd be celebrating Fantasy High: Junior Year in my profile pic

“We absolutely must subvert your expectations” ass creators: uhhhh we NEED TO CHANGE THE PLOT IMMEDIATELY THE FANS UNDERSTOOD BASIC FORESHADOWING AND GUESSED PLOT ELEMENTS ON REDDIT WE NEED TO RESHOOT IMMEDIATELY.

Brennan big dick lee mulligan: One of my best friends is absolutely right about one of my big villain reveals way too early and calling it out constantly. Which, let me be clear, is a fucking nightmare for insecure storytellers. Anyway I will keep to my principles and hold onto this reveal and the foreshadowing i used for 5 fucking years.

jace. jace. jace help. jace

Never mind, don’t want to be held either…

No more horny. Just want to be held.