I’ve Been Awake For 19 Hours Straight, And I Feel Like I Could Take Down A Bear; I Would Never Do That

God gives his worst sleep schedules to his most deranged soldiers

I’ve been awake for 19 hours straight, and I feel like I could take down a bear; I would never do that because I love bears, but if I had to…

“average Bad Kid has 1 alive dad” factoid is actually just statistical error. Fathers Fig, who lives in haunted house & has 3 dads, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

I’m so glad someone cast “reincarnation” on the counter spellers

rip king ✊✊

Daily Affirmations

I. am. enough.

I am. a beautiful person.

Everything. is going to be okay.

I am deserving. of love.

My balls. are huge.

I am allowed. to feel happy.

I have become death, the destroyer of TERFS

dont ask me what this is girl i dont KNOW

The irony of this is not lost on me

It may be toxic of me…I cannot WAIT for these high schoolers (the rat grinders) to be put in their place

Alright whose bingo sheet had "Riz hisses at someone"

So, let me get this straight. Brennan Lee Mulligan walked on that Very Important People set and screamed, spilled coffee and chips all over himself, threw rocks all over the set, delivered about ten monolgues, gave Vic Michaelis some well needed therapy, practically beat up Sam Reich, and gave everyone an existential crisis. All in about 30 minutes. And that whole thing was improvised??

Yeah, pretty standard Brennan Lee Mulligan behavior, honestly.