I Have Been Awake For Nearly 36 Hours, I Have Conquered My Hallucinations

People love sleeping on choir music as if it doesn’t have bangers like this

i forgot the word for trypophobia and my brain supplied "hole discomfort" which sounds more like it would be a symptom of a std

These are my two options

can i be your whore?

Instead of whoring around you could learn a musical instrument!

quite fun to imagine fairy circles less as "trickster gods kidnapping humans from the human realm" and more as "fae scientists capture-tag-and-releasing humans back into the wild, hoping to one day understand the behavior of this bizarre feral gremlin species that keeps getting lost and wandering into the Fae's backyard"

Unfortunately if I was Evan I don’t know if I’d forgive K.

Not even because they killed him but because they saw something on his body that he did not find problematic and said “I can fix that” and then attempted to do it without permission. Which has been the problem with their dynamic since they met.

I’m doing opera themed D&D

Like I’m sure that my friends will not know the that I am ripping plot hooks and plots from famous operas, like nobody’s gonna catch my pirates of penzance references…

“average Bad Kid has 1 alive dad” factoid is actually just statistical error. Fathers Fig, who lives in haunted house & has 3 dads, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

It’s 5am, I cannot sleep and I just tried to reason if Sandy cheeks would’ve died from the water pressure in that one SpongeBob episode where she tries to go without air

Lol, I just realized that, if the Bad Kids ever meet Princess Nara, Fabian will have Fandrangour at his hip. You know, the sword of the Elven kings.

Imagine watching your girlfriends' exes' best friend rock up with one of your family heirlooms. Wild.

txf textposts part 6