Supermarket By Sabine Villard, Jalouse 2000

my boss: *giving me critical instructions* you got that?

me: ya

me (in my mind): you make a loop de loop and pull, and your shoes are looking cool :) you go over and back, left to righ

big mood 

People with low spoons, someone just recommended this cookbook to me, so I thought I'd pass it on.

I always look at cookbooks for people who have no energy/time to do elaborate meal preparations, and roll my eyes. Like, you want me to stay on my feet for long enough to prepare 15 different ingredients from scratch, and use 5 different pots and pans, when I have chronic fatigue and no dishwasher?

These people seem to get it, though. It's very simple in places. It's basically the cookbook for people who think, 'I'm really bored of those same five low-spoons meals I eat, but I can't think of anything else to cook that won't exhaust me'. And it's free!

itch.io

The Sad Bastard Cookbook by tRaum Books

by Rachel A. Rosen and Zilla Novikov || Food you can make so you don't die.

We saw these things outside the gaudi cathedral today and I’m gonna fuckin cry I was laughing so hard

Fata Morgana

a superior mirage caused by warm air resting on patches of colder air in an atmospheric duct that acts like a refracting lens. Objects on the horizon could appear to be mirrored, distorted, or float. This form of mirage could be the reason for the Flying Dutchman Legend.

just some concept playlists pt. 1

I hug you and bury my face in your neck. It’s been a hard day, I feel sick, but I can feel your heartbeat with mine, I can hold you close and pretend that we’re the only thing in this world. Because right now, you and I, we’re the only thing that matters.

It’s the 5th day of school after summer, you’re in math class and the cute girl you kinda sorta have a crush on has to work with you and your friend on a small project.

Going through a breakup, recovering and learning to love yourself, for the first time or all over again. Things will be okay, just give it time.

You’ve just run away, its 5:30am and you’re drinking bad motel coffee while watching the sunrise, you can hear the cars on the nearby highway and everything seems alright for once

You’re walking around your old hometown with a friend. It’s a cool summer evening, and the sunset is bright behind the dry hills that you can see in the distance. You want to capture this feeling because you know you’ll have to leave soon, and don’t know when you’ll be there again.

Every minute feels like an hour, every hour feels like a day, every day feeling like forever, but it’s okay because I’ll wait forever and a day for you.

You feel lonely but you make someone smile and you remember why you’re here. It’s lonely, it’s scary, but it will all be okay. Just keep going.

EMERGENCY POSITIVITY BELOW! You know how amazing you are? So freaking amazing that the universe had to give you some bad days because you were getting Too Powerful! You’re so lovely you practically glow! Everyone around you can’t help but stare. You deserve so much love, so stay safe and kick ass.

they are going this drink after me when i die

the horsepussy

2 parts apple martini flavored crystal lite

1 part methadone