People With Low Spoons, Someone Just Recommended This Cookbook To Me, So I Thought I'd Pass It On.

fuck dude im sorry my horse broke down i cant make.it to the feast

last night I had a dream that I overfed my pet shrimps and they all got comically fat. they looked like this:

He was tortured and beaten by the ogre

We saw these things outside the gaudi cathedral today and I’m gonna fuckin cry I was laughing so hard

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: ¨·.·¨ : ‌ ` ·. if you are reading this i hope today is good to you. remember to be kind to yourself and take a break at some point today just to clear your mind. sending hugs and good vibes, please accept ‹𝟹

ok guys im gonna go to sleep early tonight so i can finally get good rest gnight :)

ⓘ Fact check: This user intends to go to their room and take apart their old Yamaha EZ-200 keyboard in their underwear.

i asked my bf if he ran a bar what kind of bar would be have and he said “jungle themed bar. with trees and a dirt floor” i asked what kind of animals he’d have at the jungle bar and he said “the ant with the worlds most painful bite.”

big mood