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Pleasure to meet all of you, I am Calú and I study astrology! Yeah, really study it, like I actually read physical books about it. Fun right? I've been doing it for the last 7 years and it's a life long journey, let me tell ya.

I've been doing chart readings for my friends, going over planets positions, how they relate to the signs... I really enjoy it and it's an honor that they let me do it! Thank you, friends <3

So I thought to myself, maybe it's time I really delve in to readings. I want to dedicate myself to birth chart readings, give people a full translation of all those symbols and correspondences. I believe astrology is a nice tool to tell ourselves new stories, or old ones, to see ourselves and our lives under a different light, under the lights of the stars. I want to share that and that's why I'm here!

If you're interested in getting:

A paragraph for each planet position + rising sign and mid heaven in your chart *

Information on the major aspects in your chart

Ask specific questions about your chart (what is WRONG with my Venus??)

* some things have higher relevance and need more than a paragraph while others can be explained with a couple of lines, it's bound to vary.

I'm your gal! - I will be doing ALL of that for the most accessible prices out there, WITHOUT USING AI !! The basic reading will be $25 USD and you can get an extended version for 35, where I'll go into more detail and give you an overview on what's what, the theory behind it all, a sneak peak behind the curtains. Paypal is where I'll be accepting the payments.

If you're interested, please send me an ask with your contact info (discord, whatsapp or email) and we'll get all the details sorted out! Thank you <3

Ask game 🎮

As promised, I'm hosting an Ask Game for my 1,000 followers!

Status: open

Rules :

Reblog and like this post

Only open to followers

Send your questions via DM (not Ask Box), I will answer you in private.

Limit of 2 questions per person

Questions can be about synastry, composite, birth chart, Groom/Bride PC, Juno PC, or career.

Please make your questions specific

Feedback is always appreciated!

Important: Please note that I'll need some time to answer your questions thoroughly. Please be patient and allow 1 day to 1 week for me to respond.

I'll only answer questions from the first 10 people. Thank you for helping me reach 1,000 followers!"

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