boyfriend: hey baby i have to cancel our date tomorrow something came up
girlfriend: oh i’m just small potatoes. i’m not that importance.
boyfriend: -_-
It can be difficult to find certain Hetalia episodes, so I’ve compiled every Hetalia episode (sub and dub) into a Google Drive, alongside navigation docs for easy searching. Every episode is on here, including the movie and OVAs for both sub and dub. Happy watching :)
People with low spoons, someone just recommended this cookbook to me, so I thought I'd pass it on.
I always look at cookbooks for people who have no energy/time to do elaborate meal preparations, and roll my eyes. Like, you want me to stay on my feet for long enough to prepare 15 different ingredients from scratch, and use 5 different pots and pans, when I have chronic fatigue and no dishwasher?
These people seem to get it, though. It's very simple in places. It's basically the cookbook for people who think, 'I'm really bored of those same five low-spoons meals I eat, but I can't think of anything else to cook that won't exhaust me'. And it's free!
they are going this drink after me when i die
the horsepussy
2 parts apple martini flavored crystal lite
1 part methadone
the euphoria of clicking on a random youtube video about an obscure topic and then realizing it was made by a trans woman
popeye_sailor10349213802: im sad
popeye_sailor10349213802: im not doing good
BLuTo-2005: I'm sorry man. Whats wrong.
popeye_sailor10349213802: spinach doesnt work on me any more
olive.oyl1337: ok
popeye_sailor10349213802: spinach stopped working on me even if i eat a mountain height pile of cans if spinach
olive.oyl1337: ok
tumblr needs a “not for you” page where it just has things that you disagree with and make you angry