That's My Take On Them

comes across a funny cum joke on the internet, takes a bite of my turkey leg and whips my jewel encrusted wine chalice around while bellylaughing

grug hate two factor authentication. first grug have to remember password. then grug have to point out which cave painting has birds. now they want grug to hunt and gather new thing called numbers. grug won’t do it grug miss the bird paintings grug was getting pretty good at birds.

I don’t think we talk enough about how the entirety of Wicked is built on the irony of No One Mourns the Wicked. The musical exists because Glinda feels the need to tell Elphaba’s story, because she is in mourning and entirely alone in that. Glinda’s love is what creates the musical because no one mourns Elphaba except her, and that is an incredibly lonely place to be. She’s just lost two of the most important people to her, and all she’s trying to do is make someone, anyone else see how important they were.

hate when an f/f ship does nothing for me. feels like treachery on my part

Girl, a Genosha behind you

Just kurtie-poo because I am proud of him and didn’t give a fuckkkkkk about the background really

vander fumbled hard like imagine having a gorgeous anarchist boyfriend with a straight up sculpted nose and a crazy haircut and then fumbling him so hard he gets a villain arc

When a fic doesn’t fit my head canons but it’s well-written

I have this idea that Clark actually enjoys black coffee and Bruce likes sugary monstrosities, which works when they're in their civilian identities, but seems kinda odd when they're in their hero identities. So nobody is surprised when Superman gets sugary drinks from the watch tower cafeteria, and obviously Batman is super serious and only drinks black coffee, but nobody notices them switching cups after they get their drinks.