I Have This Idea That Clark Actually Enjoys Black Coffee And Bruce Likes Sugary Monstrosities, Which

comes across a funny cum joke on the internet, takes a bite of my turkey leg and whips my jewel encrusted wine chalice around while bellylaughing

Come with me~

"I'm just a girl", "girl math", "girl dinner", "divine feminine energy", "bimbocore", "clean girl", "girl's girl", "girlfriend brain" SHUT UPPP!!! SHUTT THE FUCKKKK UPPPPPP !!!!

watched the proposal last night for ryan reynolds reasons and im mildly peeved that all these years no one told me that it was actually pretty good?? specifically how wildly psychosexually insane it is, in a deeply 2009 way. like i could write a fucking dissertation on how badly this movie wants to be a much better version of Secretary but is also deeply beholden to its cultural mandate to be Taming of the Shrew. and so it kind of just does…..both. an absolutely wild experience that i am unfortunately 100% feral for.

to my eternal sadness there is only one (1) good fic on ao3 so im just going to have to quietly imagine the very obvious scenario where she tries to make herself be a Nice Girlfriend and he has to confess that actually he really wants her to step on him (but just with slightly more concern for his feelings this time), and she makes him tell her about his fantasy where she keeps him under her desk during meetings. alas.

I feel like if Hanahaki disease was real in the House MD universe there’d be a whole episode about them treating a patient with it and they like lie or some shit about not telling so and so about their love or like the person they love is dead or something and so they try to cure them another way and the whole time House is like being a dick as always and making fun of them for it and like haha you won’t tell them you love them loser and then at the end of the episode the person the patient loves comes in at the last minute when the patient is on the brink of death and they confess and so the patient lives and gets a happy ending but then Wilson talks to House and says something like “the lengths people would go to to avoid rejection” and House would respond like “yeah these idiots would risk their lives just to not get their stupid feelings hurt” and then Wilson leaves and literally right after he’s gone House coughs up a few petals and barely reacts and just throws them into the trash or a fireplace or something and walks out into the hallway and the episode ends and it’s literally never brought up again

short comic based off that one post where sevika first meets silco by mistaking him for a butch lesbian (idk how the timelines work don't think too hard abt the ages lol)

slow down bro

I feel cheated. no one on Reddit told me that tumblr is a serotonin factory. Keep liking and reblogging my posts please thanks

i needed this redraw

orig pic below