I Make Very Important Things

Damn watching Breaking bad is messing with my gooning sessions. I'm too locked in to beat my meat what do I do 😩

I've started watching House MD recently for a friend and now every time I feel a twitch in my arms or legs I imagine the zoom in on my muscles failing or something and I'll fall over and maybe just maybe when I open my eyes sweet baby boy Wilson will be there waiting to tell me I'm dying

you're allowed to say "sex" on the internet. See? I just did it. Sex. Sex sex sex. You don't have to say s*x or smex or Adult Fun Times or s3x or "spice" any other variation of self-censorship on tumblr dot com you can just spell out the word SEX i am going to scream until the heat death of the universe

Vander: I've always liked the name Violet. Silco: *snorts a line* Hey, you know what I like?

I love the idea of Logan just being filthy rich. You would never know but that mfr has been alive for so long he's just got that money built up

@shy-canadian-snowflake- Oh he'd have money buried in most major cities I think over time.

Yes exactly! No one would believe him either. I think he wasted it all on booze and cigars.

He lets them think that because he's not about to out himself and become the next cash cow. He's more than happy to mooch

@orcadork4ever- Mans has accounts that are literally a hundred years old and have been collecting interest for that entire time Plus he invests and has a prolific stock portfolio

That man is so fucking rich and he's just drinking in shity bars and slumming it

People assume he's just a drifter who's never had more than $1,000 to his name.

Everything he owns is beat to shit and he spends damn near the least amount of money necessary except for on good whiskey and cigars.

It's a safe assumption only Wade knows better.

growing up as a Batkid means saying the words “Bruce made this look SO easy” to yourself at least once a week.

things Bruce made look easy, in no specific order:

Not sleeping for several days straight

Injury recovery after age 25

Sleeping w/people without getting attached

Maintaining constant, separate beef with several different people at the same time

Liaising with the JL on dumb fucking requests they should know better than to submit

Saying no to Alfred’s food for reasons other than just not wanting to eat at that moment (injury, illness, training, etc)

Not being able to save everyone

Being the only “adult” and the only human in a room full of metas and super heroes

princess celestia human ☀️ my FAVORITE princess ofc

That's my take on them

I started watching dexter and it’s genuinely wild shit. His inner monologue will be like ‘this would be considered a kind action, if I had a heart. But unfortunately, I feel nothing inside. My chest is an empty cage, with no warmth inside it’ and he’s doing some shit like saving a puppy that almost got run over or something