This Is Wicked Part One To Me

Came up with this at 7am

It's kinda funny when you get a bunch of likes but no reblogs like I enjoyed your post but I'd prefer if no one else saw it

my wife just sent me this,

I feel like deadpool would do a pregnancy test for jokes and panic when it comes back positive bc he doesn't know pregnancy tests come back positive if u have ball cancer

I can't stop thinking about it.

grug hate two factor authentication. first grug have to remember password. then grug have to point out which cave painting has birds. now they want grug to hunt and gather new thing called numbers. grug won’t do it grug miss the bird paintings grug was getting pretty good at birds.

can't believe house texted this to wilson

watched the proposal last night for ryan reynolds reasons and im mildly peeved that all these years no one told me that it was actually pretty good?? specifically how wildly psychosexually insane it is, in a deeply 2009 way. like i could write a fucking dissertation on how badly this movie wants to be a much better version of Secretary but is also deeply beholden to its cultural mandate to be Taming of the Shrew. and so it kind of just does…..both. an absolutely wild experience that i am unfortunately 100% feral for.

to my eternal sadness there is only one (1) good fic on ao3 so im just going to have to quietly imagine the very obvious scenario where she tries to make herself be a Nice Girlfriend and he has to confess that actually he really wants her to step on him (but just with slightly more concern for his feelings this time), and she makes him tell her about his fantasy where she keeps him under her desk during meetings. alas.

That's my take on them

When a fic doesn’t fit my head canons but it’s well-written

we won