Dude Is Such A Mood. I Love Him So Much.

Toxic yaoi for the dead end AU?

Sorry anon, not yet!

I didn't expect someone to immediately ask me about the yaoi, but hey I did say my ask box was open!

I need to add and redesign a shit ton of things for the yaoi to even make sense in the hypothetical canonicity I've given the yaoi. Just know the yaoi does involve your friendly goofy ink drop!

Oh fuck they're not on good terms (I didn't know this don't attack me)

Eh. Nothing the Hearthstone Faction can't handle.

How heated do encounters between the Wanderers and New Garden View get?

Shits bad.

Ok but real talk there havent really been many recently, mostly because The Wanderers dont really go near New Gardenview. And when they do its mostly just Sprout and Dandy yelling at eachother from across a field until someone drags them away.

I needed to get this out before someone else got the idea

Alright

Here. NOT ANGST.

@diggitydoggo

@mrs-nightshade

Meet Cherri "Cheshire" English! The self aware lesbian Twisted!

There are people who love and care for you, so if you are thinking about doing so, please seek counseling and support from your loved ones. Life is hard, but it's also beautiful. So many people would grieve over you, even if they wouldn't outwardly show it.

anyone who sees this please don't kill your self

@fizzyboy

In all honesty and due respect. Milady does not give two shits. She's got way too much shit on her plate right now. She's essentially just done with existence right now. She almost died a multitude of times, one for getting Carnage Shrimpo to calm down, one for almost getting shot by Rodger, and the last because she almost entered the mourning state because Boxton's twisted. If Cuburt wants for her to give a flying fuck right now, then he best get in line, she does not have the time, patience, or correct mental state for this.

While I'm focusing on the Shrimpo thing, may I request your OCs reacting to Cuburts other form and/or realizing it's the same guy?

Mostly just to fill the gap, since I'll be focusing on doodling for the discussion.

Lmao

May I get a doodle of Cerami and Twisted Suitor plz? (Yet again, u don't have to do this, but I low-key wanna see if they're the same height lol)

Ah yes Twisted Glisten and his two feral creatures!

He's having so much fun!

HAMMER THE BASTARD (affectionately)

YESSSSS SPREAD THE PROPAGANDA!

✨Loaf Gavin✨? Purr-haps???

((Purr-etty please?))

(politely hypnotizes you with cat puns)

He has one little brain cell in there

Hehe scaredy cat

@fizzyboy

I've been seeing a whole shit ton of Dandys Wasteland OCs, but all of them are toons. What about blots? Allow me to fix that!

This is Milady (I would put "Milady" in Lucille, but the text doesn't let me do that without changing the entire thing) She's a Maiden Blot, if it wasn't obvious from her appearance alone. She's a very incredible, rare blot, because she doesn't have a matching Gentleman blot. Now, lore-wise, this wouldn't make sense, but what I think is that sometimes, a blot would have trouble evolving to the next form and remain in the same form. This is exactly what happened to her Gentleman blot. Embarrassed, the Gentleman blot ran away, leaving Milady to fend for herself. She wanders about the wasteland and eventually finds the "Suffering Together" gang and just starts following them for some apparent reason. Now, Milady is very...indecisive in a way. She's like a cat in a way. She could be clinging onto you 24/7 one moment, the next she could be 0.1 seconds away from ending you if you breathe too close to her, since she technically doesn't need to 'mourn' in order to actually fight or use her whole spike thing. She wants to be independent, but she also wants to be revered and treated like a princess or royalty. She acts a specific way for each member of the "Suffering Together" Gang as well. For Poppy: Milady acts very neutral, occasionally trying to wrangle Poppy's premium pop bottle out of her hands so she can try it. This never works out, and Poppy always gets the bottle before Milady can get it. For Boxton: Yet again, very neutral with him. Maybe a little more protective in crowded situations, but she doesn't really do much with him, minus Boxton sometimes giving Milady his wrench so she can go break some ankles. For Shrimpo: Now this is where things get interesting. Milady sees Shrimpo as her main protector, her bodyguard if you will. Which means. She's all over him damn near constantly. Which means Shrimpo just. Deals with her. It's draining, and he hated it for the first few times. Eventually, he's learned to deal with her and the constant babysitting he has to do. Out of everyone in the group, Shrimpo knows what to say and do to get her to calm down and stop throwing a fit.