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I've been seeing a whole shit ton of Dandys Wasteland OCs, but all of them are toons. What about blots? Allow me to fix that!

This is Milady (I would put "Milady" in Lucille, but the text doesn't let me do that without changing the entire thing) She's a Maiden Blot, if it wasn't obvious from her appearance alone. She's a very incredible, rare blot, because she doesn't have a matching Gentleman blot. Now, lore-wise, this wouldn't make sense, but what I think is that sometimes, a blot would have trouble evolving to the next form and remain in the same form. This is exactly what happened to her Gentleman blot. Embarrassed, the Gentleman blot ran away, leaving Milady to fend for herself. She wanders about the wasteland and eventually finds the "Suffering Together" gang and just starts following them for some apparent reason. Now, Milady is very...indecisive in a way. She's like a cat in a way. She could be clinging onto you 24/7 one moment, the next she could be 0.1 seconds away from ending you if you breathe too close to her, since she technically doesn't need to 'mourn' in order to actually fight or use her whole spike thing. She wants to be independent, but she also wants to be revered and treated like a princess or royalty. She acts a specific way for each member of the "Suffering Together" Gang as well. For Poppy: Milady acts very neutral, occasionally trying to wrangle Poppy's premium pop bottle out of her hands so she can try it. This never works out, and Poppy always gets the bottle before Milady can get it. For Boxton: Yet again, very neutral with him. Maybe a little more protective in crowded situations, but she doesn't really do much with him, minus Boxton sometimes giving Milady his wrench so she can go break some ankles. For Shrimpo: Now this is where things get interesting. Milady sees Shrimpo as her main protector, her bodyguard if you will. Which means. She's all over him damn near constantly. Which means Shrimpo just. Deals with her. It's draining, and he hated it for the first few times. Eventually, he's learned to deal with her and the constant babysitting he has to do. Out of everyone in the group, Shrimpo knows what to say and do to get her to calm down and stop throwing a fit.