Dandy's World Sir Suitor - Blog Posts

I see we're making a lot of angst about my boy huh.

My turn.

Nobody:

@diggitydoggo

Me making an entire goddamn 36×36 castle in Minecraft because me and @mrs-nightshade talked about the Hero's Council playing about Minecraft:

Alright!

Got the person trying to kill themselves away and now it's finally time t-

Oh.

Huh. I was hoping you all would aggressively multiply for no reason. No matter!

@diggitydoggo

I gift you, the new and revamped design of Twisted Claude!

He's themed off an iron maiden!

And yes, he is stupidly tall.

Pspspspsps @mrs-nightshade

Ah yes, dear sweet precious Twisted Vanity. Now all that's left i-

HEY! DON'T GET TOO CLOSE TO HIM! WHAT HAVE I TOLD YOU ALL! HOW DID YOU EVEN GET IN THERE, THE CELL IS LOCKED!

@diggitydoggo

@mrs-nightshade hi again bestie

Rusty

Ahem.

New child? Vanity copy? Would they get along or hate each other? How will T.Glisten stop this one from getting them caught during sneaky night time?

... May we please see the child?

Hehehe

Sorry to say Jolly, but you were just a couple minutes late on asking first!

But more important matters!

TWISTED VANITY!!!

She's not technically a copy of her counterpart! There was actually an astronomically low chance of her looking so similar, but, fate is a cruel, ironic bastard.

Both Vanitys would have a very positive relationship; actually, they're close friends and (since regular Vanity is technically older) Twisted Vanity sees her as a role model!

I'll be honest I don't know how Glisten would keep her in check, she is (courtesy of her other dad) a feral little goblin of a child. Especially since she inherited Twisted Glisten's speed, she zips around quite fast.

And last but definitely not least; ✨THE CHILD✨

Fun fact; her parents thought she wouldn't be able to properly speak when she was younger because she only really made more animalistic noises, they were also worried she wasn't sane in the same way they were because of her eye color.

She proved them wrong in both aspects, she just didn't start properly babbling until she was about two, then quickly got a hang of speech. And she was mostly civilized, though she usually bit first and asked questions later, having a bad habit of chewing on practically everything.

YESSSSS SPREAD THE PROPAGANDA!

✨Loaf Gavin✨? Purr-haps???

((Purr-etty please?))

(politely hypnotizes you with cat puns)

He has one little brain cell in there

Hehe scaredy cat

HELL FUCKING YES

Loaf Suitor

(I KNOW YOU WANT TO! LOAF PROPAGANDA!)

I bring forth ✨Cat Suitor✨

The eepy traumatized sillies

May we get Twisted Suitor fluff? I think he's suffered enough, he needs a weighted blanket, some snacks and cuddles

Maybe that's why Astro didn't notice them

They make me ill

I don't dabble in Dandy's World AU's that much but I can never resist a good ol superhero story!

So here's Suitor in @starlightwoofwoof's Miraculous AU!

I think the whole backstory behind Suitor of all toons getting akumatized would be that ever since the great "Lucky Lady" showed up he slowly started to feel like he wasn't good enough for the others anymore. The final straw would be her saving Tia from some danger when he wasn't able to. Of course he was a little upset at the thought of being possibly replaced by some stranger but he didn't want to hurt her....Until a little butterfly comes along and offers a way to be a "better hero" for everyone. All he has to do is get rid of the competition.

I love my angry little knight piece

Don't have a doodle, but wanted to clarify a few things

This post is all about Twisted Cerami! But in the perspective of Rodger for funsies!

Log Date: 34

It's been quite a while since the unexpected development of Twisted Cerami arriving in Gardenview. We've blocked off the stairs they used to make their way up, and kept them in the same cell as Twisted Suitor as a safety measure. After pressing, I've learned quite a lot about this unique Twisted.

Twisted Cerami seems to have three separate consciousness from each of their heads, all with varying personalities. The first, left head who responds to "Tessa" is shy, quiet, often hides behind someone more powerful than them.

The right head, who responds to "Imogen" however, is the opposite. They are irritable, rage, and resentment boiling to the surface with even the simplest of mistakes. They seem to be raring for an argument with anyone, even with those that could easily toss them aside.

The middle head is an enigma. They don't talk, don't have any defining personality traits, they don't even have a preferred name to respond to, but rather watches everything. They seem to be the medium between the arguments the other two heads may have. We've decided to call this head, "Cerami".

There is still much to learn about these three, and it's only the beginning of my research of this conjoined trio. So this is Rodger, signing off.

@diggitydoggo

And just to be courteous, @mrs-nightshade

*Of course Gavin's first. He's the main session player, after all.

@diggitydoggo

@diggitydoggo

@mrs-nightshade

DOING THIS AGAIN!

NOW WITH 3 OPTIONS!

@diggitydoggo

@mrs-nightshade

Hoping to fix the stalemate from the last poll. I can't find the flame thing but-

REBLOGS GREATLY APPRECIATED

@diggitydoggo pretty sure you should see this and stuff.

@mrs-nightshade I also feel like you should at least know it exists this since you're the main tracker of how many children Suitor has.

Edit: Wow, fifty fifty. Well shit how is this gonna help how indecisive I am now?

Cerami Trivia + Poly Trivia!

@diggitydoggo

I don't have a doodle for today, but I do have a shit ton of random facts that nobody asked to spill!

Cerami Trivia

-They are chaotic and hyper, but they try to at least tone it down for others so they don't get strangled by everyone in range (Or so Twisted Glisten doesn't get a brain aneurysm lol)

-Despite popular belief of them being a rat, and rats eat cheese, they're lactose intolerant. This does not stop them from trying to eat something that has dairy in it.

-The morbid facts are purely situational, they don't tell anyone facts unless they are reminded of a 'neat fact' via events, or unless they asked. These facts are mostly correlating to the interests and hobbies of the toon Cerami is currently talking to

-They also have morbid theories that mostly make sense. They have already traumatized a good third of Gardenview due to the two pieces trivia above

-Cerami is a proud parent of 12 guinea pigs, 9 rabbits, 5 chinchillas, and 2 gerbils, making them a pet parent of 28. They keep them all in their hammerspace eye

Poly Trivia

-Cerami is the most affectionate out of the three

-Twisted Glisten once found Cerami squatting over the kitchen counter, eating an entire bag of expired pepperoni at 3am during a snack run with Twisted Suitor. Safe to say Cerami is not allowed into the kitchen without supervision

-Twisted Suitor is surprisingly very comfortable to lay on, despite literally being made of metal. Cerami and Twisted Glisten take advantage of this.

-Cerami has something called 'Pet Therapy' where all 28 of their rodent pets dogpile the other two partners. Twisted Suitor is the victim of most of these suffocating cuddle piles

-Twisted Glisten, if it wasn't obvious, is the caretaker and babysitter for these two, and is starting to get a coffee addiction due to how unhinged these two can be together.

Lmao

May I get a doodle of Cerami and Twisted Suitor plz? (Yet again, u don't have to do this, but I low-key wanna see if they're the same height lol)

Ah yes Twisted Glisten and his two feral creatures!

He's having so much fun!

Incoming really long character explanation coming your way!

@diggitydoggo

Alright! (Potential) Redesign and character lore! Sweet! I'll try to shorten this as much as I can while being as informative as possible!

Time for the most noticeable changes I made to their design. First of all, I gave them a straitjacket. Honestly, their original design was just a little too simple for me, but I'm always willing to go back to said design. They aren't really that dangerous, but if you know what hammerspace is, they can literally place or yank anything out of their eye, with some limitations. They can't place anything too big or wide, or else it just sticks out of their eye. This did not stop them from making a mad dash to Twisted Suitor's cell, lance jammed in eye, trying to return it to him. They does eventually free their hands from the straitjacket, so yay for them!

I also made him a rat. I made him a rat to spice up his design and give him a tail. Eventually, I just decided to make him a rat for the symbolism and representation of his eerie and morbid attitude and how it ties in with Suitor. (I'm big on symbolism, lol) Rats are the primary source and spreader of the Black Plague, which killed about 30% to 60% percent of the population of the 14th century. This is in no way related to their relationship in general, I just liked the whole thing.

Cerami suffers from dissociative amnesia, meaning they can't remember much about specific parts about their past, but can get aggressive and unpredictable if reminded of said past. They hang out (and will probably be shipped with the most) with Twisted Glisten and Twisted Suitor the most, since technically they ended up in Gardenview by following them. Out of the three, I would say in terms of danger, Cerami is dead in the middle of them, and is mostly docile unless you happened to be misfortune enough to be around them when they go under distress, which is only amplified due to a case of bipolar disorder. They're unpredictable, so yeah. You never know.

And yes, Cerami does not like Scraps due to being half rat creature thing.

Before I post a whole giant character explanation about Cerami, I wanna know. How does Suitor react to this encyclopedia of morbid facts with way too much energy to burn joining the Hero's Council?

(You don't have to do this, just wondering how you would picture their dynamic)

He’d be very concerned by their ramblings but he’d still listen and gladly accept the new member!

@diggitydoggo

This is how I think the "Pardon me, what?" conversation went. Cerami started talking to Gavin while in the Suitor suit, gave Gavin a nickname by referencing his real name, and Gavin just completely breaks character, voice cracking slightly as he just stares at Cerami, mind running through 200 different scenarios of how in the hell Cerami managed to find out his real name after being there for a maximum of 2 days.

@diggitydoggo Y'know what. Fuck the new design in my head, the older design is better.

This is Cerami

They're joining the Hero's Council™. No, they're not my other OC, Alga. They are related, though. They're an enigma. They aren't a toon, but they aren't a twisted either. Which is weird, because they have the same components of a toon, and they constantly say that they didn't use to always look like this. They also know and occasionally call Suitor Gavin (SS timeline lol), despite Rodger's interrogations showing that Twisted Suitor didn't tell them about his name. I can imagine the first time they referred to Suitor as Gavin, he just hard turns to look at them, the concrete scraping noise playing as he turns, and he's just like: "Pardon me, what?" They're also very indecisive. They can't decide if they want a poly relationship with broody and aggressive Twisted Suitor and needy little shit Twisted Glisten, or normal and cute Suitor. Their ship name is PorcelainPaladin