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I just read this fic and HOLY SHIT GOOD LORD ITS AMAZING

Poolverine marriage proposal fic?

Wade ducks his head into the crook of Logan’s neck, breaths long and deep. It’s warm in the space here, and his nightmare riddled, sleep-plagued mind thinks he’d quite like to move in. “Marry me?” He murmurs, lips pressed to the skin. Logan sighs. “Ask me properly.” - The one where Wade asks five times for Logan to marry him, and the one time Logan says yes.

here u go anon! soz it took a while and its a lil short but i hope u like it :)

the gays

DEADCLAWS KITTIES!!!

I LOVE PUSSIES!!

and all the rest of the xmen too

𝐈'𝐦 𝐠𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐥 𝐨𝐦𝐠👹👹‼️

I hate to beg, but LAWD Y'ALL PUH-LEASE MAKE A DEADPOOL X GAMBIT X READER FIC, I'LL DROP TO MY KNEES AND B E G😭🙏🏽🙏🏽. in my head, they're such an underrated yet COMPATIBLE duo like omg, wade's outta pocket humor and the absolute WILD shit remy says all of the time,,,

and you wanna tell me they wouldn't be besties (once wade learned to understand him)?!? HA! also, I think it would definitely make sense for reader, while having them both as partners, go to wade for when she needs cheering up and mindless recklessness and stuff like that, and then she can go to remy for most of the deeply emotional needs and shit (not saying she's strictly going to one or the other for one of those things, but yk, both have their strong suits is all I'm saying🤷🏽‍♀️).

anyways, I'm done yappin' for now. I feel like I'm limiting myself waiting for me to finish more requests before I start writing for the holy trinity (wade, logan, remy) myself, but it's just because I wanna prioritize y'all before indulging in my own stuff lmfao💀.

NEW SILLY OLD MAN YAOI JUST DROPPED

Here is my masterpiece.😛

This is for @pignipplez 🤓 I want my bitcoin to be transferred into 5 dollar or I might not depends how I feel the next time I see you and your wallet.🤞😍 HIS NOSE IS SO FAT OH MY FART NOSE BLINDNESS IS INSANE.😕💔

It’s finally not Creek for once.😢💔

missionary so they can keep arguing

Logan: I don’t mean to be rude—

Wade: Yet, sadly, accidental rudeness occurs alarmingly often.

Logan: I can't believe you've done this.....

Wade: I'm sorry I didn't know-!

Logan, on the verge of tears: YOU CAN'T JUST BUY ME A GIFT OUT OF NOWHERE NOW I FEEL LIKE A HUGE ASSHOLE!

Wade: *slams books down in front of Logan*

Wade: Boil up some Mountain Dew. It’s gonna be a long night.

Logan: You could of said literally anything else.

Wade: Cauldron boil and cauldron bubble, Baja Blast to fuel my trouble.

Logan: I’m going to just stop challenging you when you say random shit. I won’t win. I realize this now.

Logan: I did it! I memorized everything in the book! I'm gonna ace this test!

Wade: Ok, Logan, I'll give you one more question before you go. What ended in 1918?

Logan: 1917.

Wade: ...You're ready.

Wade: Can we get a birthday cake?

Logan: It’s not your birthday.

Wade: The cake won’t know!

Wade: I just drank a lego piece.

Logan: ...what the hell?! You melted plastic and drank the liquid?

Wade: Yes.

Logan: Why did you even melt a lego in the first place?!

Wade: Because it looked like chocolate! So I drank it! You know, like a chocolate shake?

Logan: Wade, can I ask you a question?

Wade: You just did.

Logan: Okay, can I ask you two questions?

Wade: You just did.

Logan, frustrated: OKAY, CAN I ASK YOU FOUR QUESTIONS?!

Wade: You just did.

Logan: When?!

Wade: Just now.

Wade: Reverse tooth fairy where you leave money under your pillow and the tooth fairy comes and leaves you a bunch of teeth.

Logan: Why?

Wade, shaking a bag of teeth: Just because.

Logan: Why do you hang out with me?

Wade: You’re the best thing that’s ever happened to me!

Logan: …

Logan: I feel a bit sorry for you.

Wade: What are you drinking?

Logan: Vodka.

Wade: Straight?

Logan: No, gay. Why?

♥︎Poolverine♥︎

The base I used is found on Pinterest, it doesn't say who created it though.