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me before bad buddy: yeah no I’m aromantic asexual I prefer to not be in a relationship. I’ll just get a bunch of cats and live with my parents and eat my mom’s cooked dishes happily till the end of our lives
me after bad buddy: where do i sign up to get myself a love like patpran have???? come on it shouldn’t be that difficult-
Soulsborne Final Bosses poorly explained
Dark Souls: God is senile, forcibly retire him.
Dark Souls 2: Lich King Cersei Lannister tricked you into doing her dirty work or Treebeard with the One Ring beats your ass.
Dark Souls 3: Parry all you want, you can’t parry the feels.
Sekiro: Swordsman hatches from grandson, shoots you in face.
Bloodborne: Local paraplegic regains use of legs specifically to kick your ass. Failing that, the moon does it for him.
Elden Ring: Kill God’s malesona and pet amoeba.
let me guess your worst personality trait based on your taste in movies and tv shows
