Why Did I Write This - Blog Posts

Hey. So I never owned a furby but what if the reason they were so creepy is because they're highly social creatures that need another one of their kind to function and without it they sort of lose it and try to gain a pseudo companionship with us but due to a difference in behavior and social standards it led to a depressive mental spiral that continued until it died.

I see you.

You see me.

We all lost our sanity.

With a snap, crack, bloody splat.

Give the dog the bones.

The eldritch horror won't leave me alone.

My Sonic headcanons (some sad, some random) 🎀

Calls Shadow hot nonchalantly

Attempted before

Headcanoning Persona 5 characters Mariokart mains, because I'm funny and I have way too much time to think about dumb things

Ren mains Shy Guy, usually green because he loves Kakyoin from JJBA. Mute City F-Zero is also his favorite Mariokart 8 track because of this.

Ryuji once said "I bet Ann plays Princess Peach", and Ann was so offended by the assumption that every time she intentionally takes Bowser before Ryuji can, so he has to pick his second favorite (Donkey Kong) instead. She doesn't even dislike Peach necessarily, she just never played Peach and was feeling petty.

Now, technically Ryuji could always just pick Dry Bowser- but unfortunately for him, Makoto always picks Dry Bowser, so he has no choice but to pick Bowser Jr, and he would rather just keep Donkey Kong.

Akechi doesn't really play Mariokart unless he's roped in by the group, so he never really had a main. The others kept throwing out suggestions for him to pick, and he kept shooting them down for various contrived reasons, only giving in because Futaba was the loudest and most obnoxious one shouting "Pick Yoshi". That's the day he became the Yoshi main.

Yusuke mains King Boo, and was extremely baffled and confused when Futaba blurted out "only sluts play King Boo" (Ann couldn't help but laugh at that).

Futaba would only play either Luigi or Waluigi, depending on her mood. Either way, she's a memelord about it.

Haru would be Daisy, because she's iconic and also they're very similar. Makoto pointed it out and Haru has picked Daisy every time ever since.

Morgana always picks Mario, but not just any Mario. Specifically Tanooki Mario. Everyone gave him a look, but he acted like this was perfectly normal behavior. If anyone brings up the resemblance, he will get extremely defensive.

Sumire almost exclusively played Rosalina, until one day she decided to pick Toadette out of nowhere. The group was kind of surprised, and she explained that she thinks it's cute, and never went back.

Zenkichi keeps refusing to play, and only gives in because Sumire is a sweetheart who suggests that he match her and pick Toad. He does, and it's funny as hell.

And finally, Sophia would pick Princess Peach, specifically Cat Peach with the pink car because it matches the colors. Before that she was just going to make a Mii of herself reluctantly, but Ann showed her Cat Peach and her eyes just lit up.

Basically:

Ren: Green Shy Guy

Ryuji: Bowser Donkey Kong

Ann: Bowser

Makoto: Dry Bowser

Akechi: Yoshi

Yusuke: King Boo

Futaba: (Wa)Luigi

Haru: Daisy

Morgana: Tanooki Mario

Sumire: Rosalina Toadette

Zenkichi: Toad

Sophia: Cat Peach

We are Icarus, hurtling towards our fiery demise at speeds unknown, melted wax sloughing off our weary wings. We are Icarus, warned by our forefathers not to reach out of our range yet we stretch as if we know better. We are Icarus, reaching ever closer to the sun, too high on beams of light to know our own burns. And such is our fate.

Ok so adding to this, Bruce might be a bit out of character but I’m letting him have fun.

So Bruce double and even triple checked that no one was gonna try and attack the museum during a charity event. So he genuinely thought ok this might be safe, I might let my hair down a bit. Beside Diana and Clark will be there this should be fine.

So Bruce decided to actually have a few drinks and since Clark was there Bruce pulled a Brucie I’m important so I’m gonna take this guy with me cause he looks fun move. So Clark could actually have fun rather than just work the whole night.

They go find Diana who is desperately trying to escape the rich folk talk with the other attendees and Bruce decided to go hey Miss Prince what’s this and steal Diana away from the other guests. She pretty grateful tbh.

So they’re sitting in their corner of the museum, just hanging out and talking. When suddenly several incredible armed individuals crash through the skylight. It turns out there was a plan to attack this event but it was incredibly well hidden so these are some heavy hitters. At least some serious mercenary types. They are threatening the guests and saying they’re holding them for ransom but there’s something else going on.

Unfortunately the Trinity are still too much in the open to change and these guys are like hawks.

I want this scene to go:

The Trinity whispering to one another.

Diana: ok we need a plan.

Clark: yeah

Both look at Bruce. Bruce looks to them flushed with alcohol.

Bruce: I know you two are smart people you can come up with a plan.

Clark: yeah we can but we need more than a smart plan right now.

Diana: these are obviously very competent soldiers who know not to let anyone out of their sight, we need a paranoid Batman plan right now.

Bruce: unfortunately Batman is too drunk to process half the things in this room, I swear this is why I don’t relax often.

Clark: ok I know this is bad but I still think you should relax more

Diana: that’s what you’re- ok I don’t disagree but we have bigger things to worry about than our friend’s lack of self care.

Bruce: wait I think I do have an idea

Diana and Clark: really

Bruce stands up walks over to the table with all the food and drinks and starts pouring himself another glass of wine. This obviously pisses off the mercenaries.

Bruce proceeds to just start talking about random and inane bs that is 100 percent brucie wayne and that distracts them enough to let Diana and Clark go change really quick. Though they do watch for a sec cause it was admittedly hilarious.

Everything ends up going well, and Bruce gets carried home drunk by Diana and Clark.

Trinity Out of Suit Chaos

The Trinity find themselves stuck in a hold up situation (at maybe the museum that Diana works at) and the three of them find themselves stuck in their civilian clothes.

They are surrounded so Clark can’t change quickly without people noticing.

Diana is getting increasingly more upset because they keep messing with her exhibits.

Bruce is frustrated because of course this happens he just wanted to hang out with Diana and Clark damn it.

So it’s just them sitting there are the first moment they get they’re changing.

This is just me getting the idea in my head cause I’m gonna draw this.