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So, because I’m not gonna incriminate myself I’m using code names when referencing people in my life and this is a break down of everyone and who they are to me
Lazy girl: ex best friend, used to be best friend from 12-14 but this bitch really knows how to be a two-faced manipulative bitch
Bible freak: girl who I’ve been in friend group with since last year. Thinks I’m stupid and she’s the most intelligent person because she reads books and has the audacity to criticize Shakespeare as well as make it clear to me that because I was conceived through artificial insemination that I “shouldn’t be here” aka shouldn’t be alive
Miss Yes: kind of a friend but never states her own opinions or thoughts and is Bible freaks best friend
My wife: my closest friend who also loves gossip and just gets me. Amazing human being 💖
Asshole: my ex bf (first bf ever) from when I was 14 who basically cheated on me and gaslit me the entire relationship
Two faced bitch: stupid whore who encouraged me to date asshole and then cheats on assholes best friend with asshole and betrays me completely, always rubs it in my face that they’re kinda dating but kinda not
Tarzan: current bf, kinda looks like Tarzan hence the name, really amazing guy but has said a hurtful thing to me
Think that’s everyone for now. So I’ll see you in my first entry 💋