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any sideshow bob (from the simpsons) hc’s?
Platonic/Romantic Hcs For Sideshow Bob From The Simpsons.
Summary: Platonic/Romantic Headcanons For Sideshow Bob From The Simpsons
Characters: Sideshow Bob
Warnings: Cussing, Murdering Mentioned
Genre: Fluff, Romantic
Reader: Fem! Reader
REQUEST ARE OPEN!
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Platonic
He enjoys your company as a friend so much
He likes the fact that your really the only person he can talk to about how much he wants to kill Bart
You both do like the stupidest shit together it’s hilarious
If you despise someone, he will definitely want to kill them for being such an ass to you
He’ll for sure scare you awake sometimes to piss you off
Ooh ooh, and he loves going to diners and doing karaoke with you
It’s the funniest thing
Loves going on rides in the middle of the night, window rolled down, and it’s just the most relaxing thing
Blast classical music all the damn time 😭
He always checks up on how your mentally doing, “How was your day today y/n? Anything interesting happen..?”
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Romantic
Absolutely loves you, like a loooot, he voices it a lot
His favorite places to kiss you are your hands/knuckles, forehead, and your cheek
Loves when you play with his hair and brush it out
Likes taking baths with you, his favorite thing to do is wash you hair and massage your neck
His love language is for sure gift giving and physical touch, he gets you flowers every week
He adores you, like everything about you, your body, hair, style, lips, how your hands feel, anything about you he adores it
He compliments you 24/7, “oh dear, you would look fantastic in that dress”, “delicious my love, your wonderful at cooking”
Little stuff like that you know?
He’s respectful towards your opinions, if you like something he doesn’t, he’s totally fine with that and wants your opinions to be voiced
Whenever it’s nighttime and it’s time for you both to go to sleep, he always pulls you close to his chest and pats your back until you fall asleep
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Notes: Thank you so much for requesting, I didn’t know if you wanted romantic or platonic headcanons so I really just did both, I hoped you enjoyed it, have a great morning/afternoon/night!