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2 years ago

Jekyll: don’t let Rachel fool you, she’s not that scary. She used to do ballet.

Jasper: no way

Rachel: which gave me the physical skills I need to strangle you with my feet

Jasper: where’s Rachel?

Jekyll: don’t worry I’ll find her

Jekyll, shouting: Hyde sucks!

Rachel, distantly: Hyde is the best person ever! Fuck you!

Jekyll: found her

*playing a team sport*

Jasper: are you upset you don’t get to be on the same team as Lucy?

Rachel: have you ever played a game with Lucy?

Jasper: no

Rachel: have you ever been trapped in a cage with a wolverine?

*meanwhile, on the other side of the field*

Lucy, chasing Hyde: I SAID FASTER! DO YOU NOT KNOW WHAT THE WORD “FASTER” MEANS?! IT MEANS MORE FAST!

Rachel, pointing to a presentation: as you can see the only thing worse than being lost is *removes paper to say Hyde being lost*

Lanyon: Hyde

Rachel: no!

Jekyll: I know what you were trying to say but I agree with Robert

Lanyon: why is the city on fire?!

Hyde: this is just how my day is going


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