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He did not just call Pooh Mr grey lmao Pooh didn't even catch that😭😂😂
Professions BL has introduced me to over the years:
Engineers
Doctors
C-Suite everything (CEO, CTO, CFO)
Gym Instructors
Vets
Cafe waiters / owners
Millionaire rich kid (daddy’s little boy gets paid a hefty sum every month to ride around in a souped up coupe)
Businessman (shady or legitimate, who cares, look he’s wearing a turtleneck)
Intelligence operatives
Bar tenders
Laundry Operators
Team manager (of what and why exactly? We don’t know, but he manages a team)
Salesperson
Hackers (ethical or redeemable)
Criminal (street and organised)
Creative Director
Painters
Pornographer
Dancer
Loan sharks (probably the only one that caught me off guard)
Lawyer
Dentists (because dentists are not doctors)
Hairdresser
Stewards/pursers
Fashion Designer
Interior designer
Model
Aircraft technicians
Tutor
Deliveryman
Makeup/Skin care promoter (for those brand placements)
Actor (theatre and film)
Artist manager/creative director
Producer
Race car driver (omegaverse included)
Shareholder (it is a career path if you’re rich enough right?)
Bodyguard
Graphic designer
Farmer
Architect
Meteorologist (and a horny one at that, who would’ve thought huh?)
Game Developer
Cultivators
Grim reapers (even a pre-ordained one counts)
Landlord
Political Activists
Athletes
Writers
Ceramic artist
Filmmakers
Videographers
Photographers
Boom operators
Singer
Editor
Manga artist
Ice skater
Producer
Ghost (I don’t know either.)
Project manager
Chef
Kpop idol
Teacher
Influencer
Gamer
Military officer
Supermarket owner
Real estate broker
Medical examiner
Gangster (a constant favorite)
Police officers
and
A two timing snitch (you read that right, there’s always one so it’s gotta be a paying gig.).
It’s a diverse bunch y’all.
If you can guess the bl from these positions, congratulations, you’ve watched all of them probably.
(I ran out of tags by the way)
done with the "came back wrong" trope. what about came back American
Hello! ASAP ⭐️
AO3 Author in Desperate Need of Hurt/Comfort Prompts 🤌
….
Sooooo…I’m currently dragging myself out of a massive (astronomical) writing slump, and would love some prompts! I’ll list some fandoms, but I’m really looking for anything that can rejuvenate my university fried brain ✨
Any wild ideas y’all can come up with 💅
like he's talking to a golden retriever who wants food off the table he is insane
Hi. Hello. Quick question .
Should I write another Alanjeff mpreg fic even though I have already written one ?!😗😗
I wrote "Little Apricot" almost before the last episode of season one because ✨I could and I am very much not just a casual(😂) fan of my alanjeff✨. (Of course follows their lives after the whole shenanigans)
And now , season 2 is already going so great and I can't help but think/believe/imagine that Jeff IS pregnant (change I beg you on my knees, do it and my life is yours) and that hypes me more and thus keeps feeding this desire.
Also,here is the link to my fic in case one wants to/ hasnt read it. Enjoy!☺️
https://archiveofourown.org/works/53553421/chapters/135556291
looks like a pregnant omega being cradled by his partner of whatever subgender. to my knowledgeable eyes at least
His thoughts are: "We need at least! two little ones who look like my incredibly beautiful boyfriend running around our house"
This man is having Thoughts™️ lmaoo
MY FRIEND, THAT WAS MY EXACT THOUGHT
translation: i can smell it on you
ALAN stop getting into trouble!!! YOUR BOYFRIEND IS PREGNANT
the jeffnacy is here and you cant convince me otherwise
So what I'm hearing is that Alan and Jeff are bonded mates. Got it📝✨
BITCH ME TOO JSJSNSNLS
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT TRAILER !!!!!! IM SHAKING
Yes,yes yes,yeeeeeees, it'd be so awesome and hot and Jeff will be amazed and it will do things to him and him and Alan will start making out and go at it heavy, leading to a pregnancy a-*gets dragged off the stage*
One of my biggest wishes from pit babe 2 is to see Alan racing an X hunter car around the track, just like in his initial days as a racer
In my opinion it wasn’t trailer and we’re getting it in a couple of weeks/days!
😗😗
Keep talking to me like that cause damn right I want to see more.
🪑🕯️ 🪑🕯️ 🪑🕯️
🪑🕯️ Jeff's pregnant 🪑🕯️
🪑🕯️ Jeff's pregnant 🪑🕯️
🪑🕯️ Jeff's pregnant 🪑🕯️
🪑🕯️ Jeff's pregnant 🪑🕯️
🪑🕯️. 🪑🕯️. 🪑🕯️
Hi, hello, welcome to my AlanJeff pregnancy/ baby circle. Would you like a seat?
I thought one-month wait isn't that bad until the very next day after the trailer's release, I got impatient as fuck, to the point that I went on ao3 to search if someone had written anything of AlanJeff based solely on the trailer 😂😂
yall i don't know if im going to be able to wait a whole ass month for pb2
If they go for mpreg, I absolutely want Jeff to be pregnant but at the same time it would be so funny if it's North, "first time sex and boom pregnant" type of shit😂
My thoughts exactly. Moody and sulky? Puberty my ass! This man is experiencing mood swings because he is with child!
I won’t believe the lies that Jeff is going through second puberty. He is jegnant
I didn't know I was casted in pitbabe (😂)
Alan: If you're a caveman, I'll be the one to dig you out of the cave The person watching them in the corner: 🤭📸😂😂😂
Y'ALL WAKE UP PAVEL ANNOUNCED THAT WE'RE GETTING A SECOND SEASON OF BOYS JOURNEY, PITBABE SEASON 2 IS COMING AND WE'RE ALSO GETTING A PITBABE MOVIE
If it's not him, it's Jeff (trying to manifest it actually), but yeah you heard my comrade, there better be a baby in the upcoming season .
so when are we gonna see Pavel with a baby bump
It got me so happy so unexpectedly
Not Speed of Love in the horny omegaverse cooking romcom 🤣
Νot gonna lie, the fact that we have scent ("marking") and shit on tldhlb but not on pitbabe (yet at least) is driving me crazy 😂😂
I just had a thought (shocking!) of NorthSonic (not shocking) and ofc i must share it to the Snorth Lovers (Snorth = Sonic and North's new ship name, credits to the genius of the beloved voleur over at pit babe dc server)
So! North would 100% go read fanfics of him and Sonic. Before they got together. As a "joke". Maybe he'd do a reaction video of it in his channel and 'force' Sonic to read it too.
Except North is a beginner who started off reading Wattpad.
Sonic, who has known ao3 for years, is disgusted (very valid of him tbh).
He never did read any Snorth fics before (cause that's weirdd North, I don't wanna read about you fucking me, i read quality stuff!), but after reading it... he likes it so much. But the fics are notquite right, either they're too ooc, orthe authors gave too many braincells to North, or they underestimated how neither of them would ever confess so fast, or *shivers* fuck nasty in the locker rooms like Babe and Charlie.
They're all good, he loves them but... they don't really hit the spot.
Unable to find the perfect fic, Sonic is forced to write it himself.
Except North had gotten addicted to ao3 after Sonic introduced him too it, and he finds Sonic's Snorth fic (which ofc turns out to be very popular thanks to the wonderful characterisation). North is wowed... the fic is sooo well written and accurate, it's so good! He half wonders if any one in X Hunter has authored it, since it touches on certain events and habits of the North and the other members of X Hunter that an outside is not supposed to know.
But he knows no one else in X Hunter reads fics—they had all been too horrified at the thought of reacting to fanfics of themselves for North's youtube videos to ever read fics.
Then he walks into Sonic writing the fic. oop
In the end Sonic would confess through the fic and afterwards announce their relationship in the author's notes u.u
There better be a pregnant omega. Somebody. Anybody in the second season of THE OMEGAVERSE Show.