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Yuukoku no Moriarty AU where Sherlock actually pays his rent on time.

Honestly guys, you don't understand how quickly the had me wrapped round their fingers (pretty much like yuki had matsuo bit ssshhh🤫😂)

Gosh I love them so much, I'm freaking hyped for the next episodes

I do love the main couple and the kids but this pair is on another level!! They should really have their own story!!

Please I missed the babies 🥺

if pit babe were to have a special episode, it needs to have alanjeff and charliebabe being fathers. Like no questions are asked there’s just a baby now.

Haikyuu headcanon

I strongly believe that Asahi has memorised vines and actively makes references (sometimes his mood is passive, which makes it funnier), both at random and at specific times.

WE NEED TRANSLATORS 🫵

Good morning, afternoon, and evening! For those of you reading at night, go to sleep <3 It is (once again) your dearest lad with berries and cream, Min, here with a very special announcement; we’re hiring! (Hold for applause.) Thank you! Thank you! You will not be paid.

Anyway, after a few internal changes, we have found a need for new members. We are specifically looking for people to help us translate part two of Moriarty the Patriot. This is because two of our translators, myself included, have stopped translating and moved on to other roles within the group. We would really appreciate it if a couple of my loyal fans would join us in this journey. We do not wish to burden Teedot with both an entire chapter and a burnt kitchen.

If you wish to join our lovely group, please fill out the application form below by October 30, 2024. More information can be found on the poster attached. If you have any other questions, feel free to comment below or send us a dm!

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We're looking for a translator! Please bare in mind this is an unofficial voluntary role (unpaid). We do what we do out of our love of the w

And last, but certainly not least, remember to always intentionally exude calmness. We here at We Intentionally Exude Calmness calmly await your applications!

2021 was such a good year for Eurovision, how can 2022 ever live up to that?? Finland getting banned from raising their middle finger and England showing up with a person dressed as a middle finger. Greece's green screen song. England getting 0 points. Four different countries wearing identical Madonna glitter dresses. Nikki Tutorials. Flo Rida showing up to help out San Marino. The Ukrainian witch who slayed a muppet for her coat. Everything going on with Måneskin.

Alrighty! I have a few so let's get into it.

1) (I have a post about it but imma write it again) Louis one time had a heart episode so painful he thought he might actually (only fainted though). He didn't tell William the extent of the pain cause that day his brother wasn't with him and he knows that would throw William off/increase his already big fear/concern

I have actually written a fanfic based on that headcanon on AO3, it is called "my most hidden secret". You can check it out if you like ☺️

2) Louis oftentimes likes to joke about not "having" any involvement in the whole scheme. He is like:"they just found me in an orphanage, I don't know what you're talking about🤷‍♂️"

3) regarding languages that they might know

Moriarthree : French

Moran: French and very little Norwegian (learnt a song so he could impress someone, *cough*Louis*cough*that song Loki sang in the series*cough*)

Bond/Irene :Spanish

Patterson: Italian

Sherlock: German

(I haven't thought about the rest 😔)

4) When Albert sleeps, he sometimes makes an angry frown (reason: Who knows?)

5) Sherlock break-dances

6) Louis actually curses more than he lets others believe (entertaining? Worrisome? You choose.)

7)Louis can sing very well. When younger and accompanied by William in the piano, they provided entertainment for guests in the Rockwell mansion (I believe I forget their name but oh well😭)

8) (in the context of a relationship) Moran is very fond of Louis' scar. It is one reason why, when sharing a bed, Moran insists he sleeps on the left side so that when they face each other, he can touch/kiss/caress it

9) Fred brings cats home every two weeks

And that concludes my presentation ✨

What are some of your favorite headcanons for Moriarty the Patriot characters?

If it's not him, it's Jeff (trying to manifest it actually), but yeah you heard my comrade, there better be a baby in the upcoming season .

so when are we gonna see Pavel with a baby bump

Back to this moment cause what sailub!?/@&; that couldn't ever everrrrrrrrr be me!