O Carro De Alguém Fez “cataploft” No Meu Meu - Blog Posts

Wait. No fucking way. Google Translate understood what the nonsensical onomatopoeia word I used was supposed to mean???

I can’t believe there’s enough people out there saying “they gave my car a catableft” in Portuguese for Google to accurately pick it up as an appropriate synonym for “someone crashed into my car”. We live in such a beautiful world…