My Cats - Blog Posts

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It’s hilarious when your most chill cat decides to have a freak out.

Balancing oragami boxes on my cat while it’s sleeping.

Cats vs my mum

Cat: claws at the carpet.

My mum: no! You ratbag!

Cat: glares and pointedly continues.

My mum: You’re never gonna make friends because you’re an arse.

Me: ouch harsh*.

Post of shame for knocking over the Christmas tree TWICE over a span of 24 hours

Cat update!

Cat update. Last year around this time I was coming home late. It's was almost pitch black out and as I opened my front door I heard a loud screaming cry of a kitten. So I shut my front door and went to the end of my porch to see what I could find. What I found was a tiny shape running down the sidewalk screaming at fhe top of their lungs. They ran straight to me and climbed my dress. After I picked them off my dress I saw in my hands this tiny orange and white baby. I took him in the house and he quickly became family. Now my Emilia has her big little brother Orion. Still my loves, even when he is being a goblin.

these are the goofies. The gray cat is Buttercup, the tabby is Tucker. Tucker is technically my brother's cat but we live in the same house and he likes my room so I can claim him.

see? look. two of them even

good news: it is estimated that there are cats in the world

My big fucking cat

Hay! if your elderly cat is cold this winter, try making them lil bed with a folded blanket with a pillow to snuggle against:)

I find that he likes to lay against the pillow for comfort ✨

Pov: I saw my cats smoochable head for the 5th time in 6 minutes while they're trying to sleep ( I will smooch them again )

My baby boy Mozambique, he's not smart but he cute

My cat Mozambique when he was a we lad, used to cuddle inside of the plastic water bottle crate with the bottles but, he no longer fits sadly

He's so cute, he just stands on top of them now

I love when cats purr and there's this crack/pop noise in it

It makes me feel like I have a pet bonfire on my lap

My sister @ my cat:

“Don’t you have a hobby?”

“Hey....hey.....HEYYYYY.......DIPSHIT”

*Pats the cat aggressively*

“Is she pregnant? She’s fat.”

“Did she eat a dumpster?”

I have a work buddy today 😻

woe, [closeup portrait shots of my cats] be upon ye

Greyson, who is turning 9 next month! We adopted him from Friends of Felines- he was 7 months old and was healing from broken ribs .The only thoughts in that handsome head are snuggles, biscuits, and food.

Janie, who will be 11 in September. She was a bottle baby, so humans are all she's ever known. She's a mischevious girl who loves to chew on tape, cardboard, cables, and bottles of olive oil??? She had to get a tooth pulled and she has coughing fits sometimes. She's VERY insistent about after-dinner snuggles.

“If only you would have asked me a year ago that one random evening I’ll meet someone like you out of the blue, then we would fall for eachother hopelessly, co-parent a cat for some time, until we move in together under the same roof and plan on adopting more feline creatures by the end of the coming year, together… I would have laughed so hard.”

My beautiful girl

She loves her dad more than me istg

And Thats why I love cats more 💞😂

Doge but Moe

idk why but here some pictures of my cats. hope you like them. i miss them.

Just a kitten in a bag

My cat is an Unconditional zapper !!!!!

Meine kätze liebt nicht das Fernsehprogramm !!!!

Mon chat zappe car il n’aime pas le programme TV !!!

Proud as Artaban ! !!!!!!

Les Égyptiens aiment les chats !!!!

Egyptians liked the cats !!!

Egyptians lieben kätzen !!!

Sorry this isn't my usually content but I just need to get this out. Firstly I have five cats. They're outdoor cats. I don't want them to be outdoor cats but I can't do anything about it.

Explanation undercut

I'm a minor and the cats are technically owned by my parents. Two of our cats were rescued ad kittens and we adopted them. They were indoor for the first year cause we had three other outdoor cats at that time. One got hit but a cat, other got a leg infected and last one ran away but they were move outdoors after that. Slowly at first like in a kennel at day and back in at night but they were eventually fully outdoors though I'm allowed to bring them in and I do whenever I can

But out last three. Two of them were born to the third who was a stray. We adopted all of them. They had a third sibling, but they ran away, went to the neighbours and moved to England with the neighbours (I miss you little fella, you did a great job.) (Postiive not sarcastic because I know it's used like that sometimes)

They have always been outdoors unless they were recovering from surgery. Now I'm worried I missed a window to get them used to the indoors. They're all scared of it, everything single fucking sound. Hell ones even scared of cat toys. One went missing for like a month before he came back

What I'm worried about is that we're getting another cat next month and I'm freaking out that he'll be moved outdoors too. I've gotten him a harness, collar and stuff so he'll be less likely to be snatched but I'm fucking scared. I don't want him to be taken away. Cats aren't often taken where I live. Most people with cats around my area have them outdoors and know who belongs to who and my other cats have places to hide of they see a car coming. Everyone knows cats are on the road because most people that drive around this road know the area because it isn't a main road, and my cats never go beyond the statue like three metres from out house but I cant help but worry.

I don't want to excuse it but I honestly don't know. We live in a place with no coyotes,wolves ect and barely any foxes but they mostly just pass through and any thing that could hurt them isn't really legally allowed to be outdoors unsupervised.

Sorry for the ramble I just need this

I know people also leave their dogs in their garden with the gates open (is that a cultural thing? I don't see it anywhere) and on the roads. People don't seem to care and leave them to their own devices but idk

And my parents excuse is that they shed?? Like wtf it's a fucking cat. My older sister has asthma? Why the fuck did you get cats then if it's going to affect her asthma? They scratch furniture? Get them a fuckong scratcher

AHHHHHH HELP I LOST MY FUCKING SAMSUNG PENCILLLL

Anyways expect delays for the au, I'll just be posting shit I have already draw lol.

Also look at my cat

Bro tried to eat my earphones

Decided to quickly draw two of my cats since its their b-day! Today, they turned six, which I think is the equivalent to 40 cat years. I didn't have time to draw their markings, but Bruno (left) is a red markerl tabby and Lily's (right) is a primarly white calico. (Literally her only markings are on her tail, lower back and the smallest dot on her head.)

Lily's the definition of a black cat personality, and Bruno has a tiny scar on his nose from fighting strays. (They live primarily outside)(there strays everywhere cause theres an abandoned house next door, and almost everyone feeds the strays.)

Also here are some photos of them