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Moon Knight Incorrect Quotes - Blog Posts

3 years ago

Jake: What do you have to lose?

Marc: My patience.

Jake: You still have those? I'll have to try harder.


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3 years ago

Steven: Let's get a birthday cake!

Marc: But our birthday isn't even this month?

Steven, whispering: The cake won't know that.

Marc:

Marc: Valid. Let's get two.


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3 years ago

Marc: My body is a temple.

Marc: Ancient, crumbling, and either cursed or haunted but probably both.


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3 years ago

Steven: FOUR MONTHS!

Marc: What is he talking about?

Jake: It's honestly not that big of a deal-

Steven: THAT'S HOW LONG YOU SAT THERE AND WATCHED ME WATER A FAKE PLANT!


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3 years ago

Steven: Pigeon

Marc:

*Minutes later*

Steven: Dog

Marc: ??

*Minutes later*

Steven: Mouse

Marc: STEVEN WHY??

Steven: I like acknowledging their presence. Sometimes I wish people would do that to me. It makes me feel real

Marc:

---------- Next time Marc is fronting ------------

Marc, seeing Steven in a reflection: Steven

Steven: ?

Marc, seeing Steven in a puddle: Steven

Steven: Aw wait Marc are you- 🥺 thanks man

Marc:

Marc: :)


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3 years ago

Steven: There's right, there is wrong. . . And then there is you.

Jake: So what am I?

Marc: Nothing short of an absolute catastrophe.


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3 years ago

Layla: what are you playing?

Marc: I'm playing poker, Steven's playing go fish and I think Jake is just hungry


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