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Y’all I got a lil somethin’ somethin’ coming up for you guysss. I’m not the best at drawing but I decided to give it a shot.
P.S. It involves our favorite speedy mutant 🩶
Of course it’s not finished yet 😭 be patient for me 🙏 (Don’t mind the face I’m exhausted and put it there as a place holder)
I’ve always been a bit of a kleptomaniac, but to this day I’ve never taken anything that made any logical sense. For example:
A wrench off the top of a fire hydrant
A coil of rope from behind a dumpster (it wasn’t dirty)
A big ass tree branch I carried for two miles that barely fit in my friend’s car; reaching from the driver’s seat through the little door thing and into the trunk
A broken piano from the side of the road that I dragged toward my house for half a mile before giving up (pianos are heavy)
Man, I’m going to have to put something like ‘lifters don’t interact’ on klepto things going forward, aren’t I? Like it really sucks, but they make actual!kleptos look shittier than we already are and I don’t want people to think the two are the same thing.
i hope people don’t confused kleptomania with shoplifting. people with kleptomania tend to steal things that don’t have much use to them- shop lifters steal things like bags and clothing items.
when I was a kid, I use to steal pens from my classmates and keeping them at home, not using them at all. i once stole a girl in my classes pocket notebook, which i kept in my junk drawer and didn’t even look at. i felt bad after stealing these things. and I never planned to, it just happened.
so for all those shop lifters that brag about what they stole on tumblr, shame on you. i have seen some of those shop lifters say, “oh, I have kleptomania and I can’t help it”, you don’t have kleptomania.