Im So Clever And Skilled At Opening Oysters Those Brains Are Basically Free Food - Blog Posts

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3 months ago

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i got an octopus theyre so fucked you know how smart octopuses are? i can camouflage and survive outside of water so long as im moist im so clever and skilled at opening oysters those brains are basically free food locks? more like fun little puzzle for my vertebrate brain

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