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is it bad that I don’t want to write the FINAL instalment rn??? it’s summer break for me and i just-
dont want to
Sigh
FINALLY (i tried to get this out as soon as possible)
chapter two snack mmm
https://archiveofourown.org/works/31835872/chapters/78818827
have this (and cringe at my attempt at humor)
(mmm adventures of tired+bitchass DILF constantine and a swearing sunshine 12 year old kid) this is a horribly long list im sorry; im adding to the "john and shazam are dating misunderstanding" hc i saw when browsing
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due to billy's reaction at canary telling him that john kissed zantanna, word gets around that john is lowkey polyamorous
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the engagement party is somewhat awkward cuz john and billy are like: ??? what????
billy, as he sees john being congratulated on his "engagement" by the members of the jl: is john getting married to zantanna?
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i said this before but when the league sees john with billy (without him being shazam/chilling in his true form), everyone assumes that billy’s john and shazam’s adopted kid
green arrow: how's life with your dads?
billy, in his true form, confused: don't you mean dad?
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when billy (as shazam) accidentally stubs his toe onto something hard, the jl hears the loudest "FUCK!" from him and thinks that he's gotten into john's swearing habits
superman: i see you have gotten some...habits
billy, who swears like a sailor all the time and thinks superman is mentioning his lessons with john: okay???
This is fantastic and cursed, I love it.
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Captain Marvel: (Injured)
Superman: (panicking) You’re husband is coming soon, just hang in there.
Captain Marvel, who is too injured to understand what was just said to him: k
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John: He’s a handful to put to bed.
Captain Marvel: Hey, it’s not my fault I want to keep playing!
The entire league, not knowing Cap was talking about animal crossing: 😶
Remember way back in school’s gonna have to be postponed,,,
OOF
i want to focus on my exams first. after I’m done my first (and only lol) exam, I’ll finish writing and post
reblogging this because this is going to be inspiration for a fic
(mmm adventures of tired+bitchass DILF constantine and a swearing sunshine 12 year old kid) this is a horribly long list im sorry; im adding to the "john and shazam are dating misunderstanding" hc i saw when browsing
~
due to billy's reaction at canary telling him that john kissed zantanna, word gets around that john is lowkey polyamorous
~
the engagement party is somewhat awkward cuz john and billy are like: ??? what????
billy, as he sees john being congratulated on his "engagement" by the members of the jl: is john getting married to zantanna?
~
i said this before but when the league sees john with billy (without him being shazam/chilling in his true form), everyone assumes that billy’s john and shazam’s adopted kid
green arrow: how's life with your dads?
billy, in his true form, confused: don't you mean dad?
~
when billy (as shazam) accidentally stubs his toe onto something hard, the jl hears the loudest "FUCK!" from him and thinks that he's gotten into john's swearing habits
superman: i see you have gotten some...habits
billy, who swears like a sailor all the time and thinks superman is mentioning his lessons with john: okay???
This is fantastic and cursed, I love it.
~
Captain Marvel: (Injured)
Superman: (panicking) You’re husband is coming soon, just hang in there.
Captain Marvel, who is too injured to understand what was just said to him: k
~
John: He’s a handful to put to bed.
Captain Marvel: Hey, it’s not my fault I want to keep playing!
The entire league, not knowing Cap was talking about animal crossing: 😶
Anyways, idk how much fics are going to be created for this series, but we’ll see. Updates are slow because of school. I’ve got three (I Took It as a Taunt, Remember Way Back in School? and Isn’t Life so Fucking Inconsistent?) planned rn. Titles are inspired by Lovejoy’s songs.
It’s plain old Dadstantine content with Billy Batson.
Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Shazam! | Captain Marvel (Comics), DCU (Comics) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Billy Batson & John Constantine, Billy Batson & Chas Chandler Characters: Billy Batson, John Constantine, Chas Chandler, Clark Kent Additional Tags: Alternate Universe, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, I mean it kinda is, not studying hahaha, Crack, just a little bit, Not Beta Read Series: Part 1 of I Took It as a Taunt Summary:
Billy Batson, current (child) Champion of Magic, spectacularly misunderstands when Superman gives him an invitation to the Justice League.
He joins anyway.