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picture this:

you, your husband, your bestie, and your bestie’s husband decide to make a band together and y’all are so popular!! Y’all go to Eurovision and rock it!!! Your song are so popular, even though you’re a European band there are people in America who love your music! Then, in the middle of your career, you and your husband get a divorce, soon after, your bestie and her husband get a divorce! Surely the band will split? But y’all and just so popular you make the decision to stay together, but what will your next so be about? You and bestie are still so devastated by the divorces, and you don’t exactly love your ex-husband’s new gf, so you do what any sane person does, write the next song about how hard your divorce is and how you hope the new girl is half as good as you were. And. Your. (Ex)Husbands. Are. Still. In. The. Band.

Could you imagine that?! You could?

Here’s the wild part, you’ve just imagined ABBA

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