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Is there a word that’s a mix between angry and sad
Playing pokemon today and had a nice little picnic and I left it running for 5 minutes when I went to pee, and I came back to 6 fucking eggs in my basket. This is my party.
They are all male except my goddamn houndoom. I have 6 houndour eggs from when I looked away for a couple of minutes, and as someone with no idea about egg groups I have no idea who the father is.
Slut Shame Her.
Now it is
History makes itself before our eyes
Make piece with it 😌
holy shit i can draw whatever i want. like ANYTHING. crazy
here’s the closeted furries “hey man… can u bum me a cig” and “the one uncle nobody invites to the family reunion but SOMEONE keeps telling him where it is anyways”
if you want an idea of what john is like, imagine hau from pokemon sumo
ALSO the ppl who kept asking me for trans thomas art, HERE he’s trans in this au (;
ft John:
Sobbing
THERE
IS
SO
MUCH
HERE
Cringe culture is the reason I can't find the hyper specific fanfics for new fandoms I'm in but there are countless for specifically Sherlock Holmes and I'm just-
I am starved of content in so many ways
reblog if your name isn't Amanda.
2,121,566 people are not Amanda and counting!
We’ll find you Amanda.
Oh my god the original post-
Tumblr Code.
Yes, do it.
biggest reason i make so many flop posts on here is because everything i do reeks of the desperation to make a popular tumblr post. this is deliberate, because it is what protects me from ACTUALLY making a popular tumblr post. so long as i crave it, tumblr fame will never find me. it is only when i turn away, and accept my fate of obscurity, that people will lay their eyes upon me. and it WILL be because i tripped and fell on my stupid face while i was turning
I dreamed that I was playing mariokart and there was a track that took 3 days to complete and when I somehow managed to get 1st place a popup came onscreen that had a pic of koopa troopa and text that read “congratulations!! you’re gonna have so much sex” and I started laughing so hard I woke up
when i was a kid my grandpa was a great depression survivor and he wouldn't waste ANY amount of food so he taught me i had to eat the apple core and i started eating the whole apple in grade school and the kids called me horse boy
me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit
mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters
me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU
chillin on a Saturday night
Hey students, here’s a pro tip: do not write an email to your prof while you’re seriously sick.
Signed, a person who somehow came up with “dear hello, I am sick and not sure if I’ll be alive to come tomorrow and I’m sorry, best slutantions, [name]”.
Are fedoras really that bad?
YES YES THEY ARE
This is the spiritual successor to this post.
ok but listen the black parade died in 2008 and will's last performance with the tapeworms before the slouching towards bethlehem tour was in 2018 and thats 10 years apart
whats ten divided by 2 thats right 5
both mcr and will wood have 4 albums that everyone talks about (bullets, revenge, the black parade, danger days / eial, self-ish, the normal album (notice how both third albums are titled THE something. and happen to be the best ones in my honest opinion. thats right), icimi), 1 album that people mention less cus they dont see it as part of the big 4 (conventional weapons / camp here and there), and 2 live albums from very different eras (1 of which is a part of/associated with a documentary abt them (the real will wood & life on the murder scene)) which means to complete the prophecy they both need a 5TH album
which leads us to a conclusion that mcr5 is REAL and new will wood album in 2025 is REAL and its gonna be a COLLAB and Gerard Way and Will Wood are gonna KISS on stage while holding a pride flag and its gonna be beautiful and everyone will cry
He really was the savior of the peasants
merry christmas
ppl who celebrate fictional character birthdays are annoying pass it on
OMG.. I WATCHED A SPANISH DUB VERSION OF A STEVEN UNIVERSE VERSION WHEN I WAS SO LITTLE. I DIDN'T EVEN REMEMBER IT. AND NOW I REMEMBER IT. THANKS. THE BLESSING OF KNOWING
Literally where would be as a society without the soup store video