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Y’all I was watching labyrinth, again for the 800th time because ye, and came to the conclusion that Jareth would fuckin DESPISE me. Because the entire movie is just be climbing the fuckin walls of the labyrinth. Like if Jareth gonna cheat so shall I. Not to mention with the ballroom scene I’d hide in a corner, like im not tryin to find him in that sea of people, ima do what a good socially anxious person would do and hide away, he gotta find me now. Also the stairs would make me so sick, like I played a vr version of the movie that someone made on recroom and felt like I was gonna puke after a few minutes to where I had to sit down. I’d probably not even get into the ballroom scene tho just because I don’t like peaches, which is what Sarah had to eat, so here’s how that’d go down:
Hoggle: “Here eat this”
Me: “no thanks, I’ll just be hungry”
Hoggle: “but, you need to eat, it’s good.”
Me: “I don’t doubt it, I just hate peaches, too fuzzy it feels weird”
Hoggle: “well, at least Jareth cant yell at me for it.”
And the door scene im just indecisive so, both of the door scenes I’d sit there thinking, and then would climb the wall.