Greasy X Di - Blog Posts

How Greasy coming out to Greaseball went.

Greasy: I’m a lesbian

Greaseball: I thought you were American?

Some reporter: So your sister is dating a woman?

Greaseball: Yep

He keeps on lifting his weights

Some reporter: And you’re ok with this!?

Greaseball: I’m a asshole, not a monster

Greasy and Greaseball can’t cook for shit but they tried to bake a cake for Dinah’s birthday (with some help from Di)

Greasy: GOOD LORD ITS ALIVE!

The half-baked cake is quite literally breathing as the kitchen is on fire

Greaseball: KILL IT!

Di is sitting in the corner, shaking her head. Dinah walks into the chaos

Dinah: I LEFT YALL ALONE FOR 10 MINUTES AND YALL MANAGE TO BURN MY KITCHEN DOWN WITH A BETTY CROCKER CAKE MIX!

Needless to say, Greaseball slept on the couch that night. (But Dinah was happy they tried)

Dinah: I told Greaseball his ears turn red when he lies

Greasy: Why did you do that?

Dinah: So I can do this, Hey Greaseball! Do you love us?

Greaseball covers his ears

Greaseball: No!

A short story about my human stEx AU.

(This is when Greaseball (Derek) and Dinah were 22 and 20 and Greasy (Gale) and Di were 11 and 10

Derek (Greaseball) to Dinah: “Hey Dinah!”

Dinah looks up from cooking: “yes Greaseball?”

Derek, pointing to Greasy: “My little sister thinks your cousin is cute!”

Gale (Greasy), throwing herself under the table: “DEREK STOP!”

Do y’all know what what TikTok I’m referencing?