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*me, eating asparagus* haha waow it's just like... just like Don't Starve haha
Got some pillsbury cinnamon "rolls" from the food bank and uh... they're just biscuits with cinnamon on top and a swirl shaped stamp. What the fuck. They aren't even ROLLS. DON'T CALL THEM ROLLS. WHAT HAPPENED TO THE ROLLS?
I loved unrolling them and eating them like a froot-by-the-foot as a kid
This is gonna put me on my joker arc
Got wished a happy pride at the food bank. It's very sweet but also so funny because its like "Ahh, I see you've noticed my incongruent features! Thank you for the well wishes!"
Playing Hollow Knight with the hubby is so cozy 💕 🪡🪲
Tumblr be like "No matter how you censor this nude artwork with no sexual activity, we will keep slapping the mature content label on it. Anyway here's an ad with a furry with cum in her mouth and a woman showering in the smallest bikini possible and a tied-up anime girl with her boobs out, nipples and all. If you give us money we'll stop spamming you with screen-sized videos of women showering every three posts. Oh hey we put a mature content label on the dinosaur, you're welcome! Keep tumblr Pure and Wholesome!"
I think for this pride month they should finally release the deleted scenes of Kirk and Spock making out. It's time.
Getting sincerely sick of second-hand stores charging exorbitant prices for used clothing and NOT EVEN PROVIDING FITTING ROOMS AND HAVING A NO-RETURN POLICY
Watched the FNAF movie for the first time, had a blast. I was soooo worried it was gonna suck, adaptations don't have the best track record, I'm always nervous but omg.
Real props? Practical effects and real, well done costumes? No green screen? Specific lighting, angles, and focus because the characters are actually in the scene? Holy shit, it looks fantastic. The acting is fantastic, too.
The animatronics looked amazing! Bonnie was adorable 😭 and I love how threatening Freddy could look. Then the Springtrap entrance? Holy shit I had to replay it. The way he loomed and moved was perfect.
Immediately knowing Steve Raglan and Vanessa were bad news just from their names was funny. Just narrowing my eyes at them like "nah you're sus as hell, stop acting cheery."
I was constantly pausing to point out things and gush about lore. Aaaaa so much fun! I'm so excited for the next one!
I hadn't even joined, tumblr was just insisting I reblog to it with a button larger than my own sideblogs. Ahahahaha no. Anyway, where did the "hide tumblr live" button go?
Ah I see I've randomly ended up subscribed to a tumblr community again, let's immediately fix that
Ah I see I've randomly ended up subscribed to a tumblr community again, let's immediately fix that
Someone broke into the car last night, stole the cbd cigs. Motherfucker those are 15 bucks and won't give you your nicotine hit give them BACK
I hate the vast majority of my stuff being stuck on the other side of the country and having no idea when I'll be able to get any of it back 😭
Figuring out at almost 30 that fruit making my lips and mouth burn and tingle after I eat them isn't like, normal. Oops!
I had a dream last night where I was on an alien planet where everybody was fucking all the time. I was talking to this one alien lady and she bid me farewell with "get fucked, and I mean that sincerely!" with a cheerful little wave and I think my dream is very funny for that
Will I ever stop having looking up how to spell "hamster"
Okay no tumblr can't die, things are on fire and I need this place. Getting to post to my little blog makes me actually want to do things, like draw and share my photos.
Twitter clones are scary and I can't make pretty aesthetic blogs there and it feels too... public. I like my little corner where I can be a weirdo and like 10 people see it on a good day. The dashboard is so nice and I love how reblogs and tags work and I can like, say what I want and tag what I want without breaking some weird arbitrary social rule. The tumblr "clones" don't work the same. There's so much lovely stuff on here.
Where else can I scroll through someone's color-coordinated blog that gradually shifts its gradient over time, hm? Where else can I read paragraphs of someone's Spirk headcanons right next to a vintage drawing of pheasants and a collection of stamp blinkies? WHERE HUH
"Maybe it's time to move on from Zoo Tycoon 2 and start playing Planet Zo- holy shit over 200 dollars????"
*scrolls down*
Denuvo??????
"What if I just make another side blo-"
No. These are thoughts put in me by evil creatures who seek my downfall.
Born to love 20 aesthetics and thorough tagging, cursed to be unable to decide which blog to reblog to and hate thorough tagging
Born to love 20 aesthetics and thorough tagging, cursed to be unable to decide which blog to reblog to and hate thorough tagging