Tumblr Be Like "No Matter How You Censor This Nude Artwork With No Sexual Activity, We Will Keep Slapping

Getting sincerely sick of second-hand stores charging exorbitant prices for used clothing and NOT EVEN PROVIDING FITTING ROOMS AND HAVING A NO-RETURN POLICY

Got some pillsbury cinnamon "rolls" from the food bank and uh... they're just biscuits with cinnamon on top and a swirl shaped stamp. What the fuck. They aren't even ROLLS. DON'T CALL THEM ROLLS. WHAT HAPPENED TO THE ROLLS?

I loved unrolling them and eating them like a froot-by-the-foot as a kid

This is gonna put me on my joker arc

Wow the sunrise is so beautiful!

*goes to bed*

The first pic looks like he's gonna ask me if I want the red pill or the blue pill

crying why are there so many dumbass images of zachary quinto as spock he is always doing something silly.

Anoles on window film

Figuring out at almost 30 that fruit making my lips and mouth burn and tingle after I eat them isn't like, normal. Oops!

*me, eating asparagus* haha waow it's just like... just like Don't Starve haha

I need someone to mail me 3 pounds of vintage stickers

I think for this pride month they should finally release the deleted scenes of Kirk and Spock making out. It's time.

Okay no tumblr can't die, things are on fire and I need this place. Getting to post to my little blog makes me actually want to do things, like draw and share my photos.

Twitter clones are scary and I can't make pretty aesthetic blogs there and it feels too... public. I like my little corner where I can be a weirdo and like 10 people see it on a good day. The dashboard is so nice and I love how reblogs and tags work and I can like, say what I want and tag what I want without breaking some weird arbitrary social rule. The tumblr "clones" don't work the same. There's so much lovely stuff on here.

Where else can I scroll through someone's color-coordinated blog that gradually shifts its gradient over time, hm? Where else can I read paragraphs of someone's Spirk headcanons right next to a vintage drawing of pheasants and a collection of stamp blinkies? WHERE HUH