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1 year ago

GRRRAHHHHHH COMMISSION THEM RIGHT NOW COMMISSION THEM RIGHT FUCKING INSTANTLY

A cover image depicting an awkwardly smiling character gesturing to the canvas behind them. On it, the words "Lunin's writing commissions" can be seen in various goofy fonts. Underneath the heading, various screenshots from the author, Lunin's works can be made out. The ones used here read, "X wonders, for a brief second. His heart jumps into the back of his neck before he can stop.", then, "The hum of the server room -- well-meaning as always -- pats her head, pours her a fresh glass of static, and beckons her to sit. She screams.", and finally, "Shidou's face is burning again. What is he looking at?" respectively.
A pricing sheet. The heading at the top reads, "$3.50 per 100 words.*". The asterisk refers to a footnote at the bottom of the image, which says, "$2.50 for media I'm already into.". In the top right, a small note says, "I also offer lore/general writing help for OC stories and the like :)". Underneath, an excerpt from another work can be seen. It reads as follows: "Dongrang, Who Strives Forward, lunges towards Yi Sang, who flutters out of his reach, perching behind an ally. Dongrang, Who Needs No One Else, struggles momentarily with this motion. A word leaves his covered mouth, then another. He does not understand why someone would want to protect that worthless coward. Clearly, they don’t grasp the importance of cutting Yi Sang to pieces, or maybe they just want to be cut up as well. Dongrang figures they don’t care how much Yi Sang is getting in the way of his progress; and in that case, they can surely die too." Next to the extract, a small note can be seen, saying, "for reference, this is roughly 100 words"
A list of media the author, Lunin, is already into. The list reads as follows: "- KAGEROU PROJECT - MILGRAM - VOCALOID IN. GENERAL IG - PROJECT SEKAI - LIMBUS COMPANY/LOBOTOMY CORPORTATION - POKEMON - FIRE EMBLEM THREE HOUSES/AWAKENING/FATES/SHADOWS OF VALENTIA - UNDERTALE/DELTARUNE - COOKIE RUN: KINGDOM - END ROLL - MLP - Jibakou Shonen Hanako-kun/Toilet-bound Hanako-kun - Houseki no kuni - Steven Universe - Assassination Classroom" In the bottom right, a low-quality piece of text reads, "AND MORE!"
A terms of service image. It depicts a table, which reads thusly: "WILL WRITE: OCs, suggestive content, ship content, Y/N self/insert fics. WON'T WRITE: crossovers (AUs OK!), heavy NSFW, incest/pedophilia, fetish/kink content." The first line under "WON'T WRITE", "crossover (AUs OK!)", has an arrow pointing to it, with the subtitle "willing to negotiate". Underneath it, a larger piece of text proclaims, "(NOT THE REST THOUGH LOL)".
A contact info page containing Lunin's socials. The links depicted here feature, from left to right, top to bottom, discord, email, tumblr, and twitter. Lunin's discord is "lunin.", his email is "torchpix@gmail.com", his tumblr is "tibtew.tumblr.com", and his twitter is "@LuninTIBTEW". In the bottom right, an apologetically bowing version of the figure seen on the cover image is visible, with the words "I try to respond to messages as soon as possible, but feel free to "pester" me if I take too long!" next to it.

announcing writing commissions!

for more info, check out my carrd!

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