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DnD Art Request: The Grump and the Stuffed Unicorn

One of the other players in a dnd group I'm in asked if I'd be willing to draw a funny pic of their character with a unicorn (the character hates unicorns if you couldn’t tell). I actually had a lot of fun with this one, got to test out some new brushes and draw a dumb fun scenario. Also can you tell I don't know how to draw fantasy guns lol

Fuck yeah, my boys gonna fuck and then wife a boy.

New people in the group, Means horny bard time for the twink

Femboy gonna get fucked and wifed!

What in the ever loving fuck is going through my brain right now (this is a D&D thing)

funny dnd moment that happened to me recently

For context, my party and I were in the middle of a dungeon brawl with 10 or so goblins and reinforcements were quickly approaching and were going to enter the room after my turn. We had already taken quite a beating and spell slots were running low, so in a last ditch attempt to save our skin, I came up with a brilliant yet dumb as bricks idea:

Me, OOC: I shout fireball as loud as I can at the enemy Dm: you can’t cast fireball, that isn’t one of your spells… do u mean fireBOLT? Me, OOC: no I mean fireball DM: but u can’t cast that! Me, OOC: yeah, but the enemies don’t know that Dm: (bursts out laughing) roll intimidation check with inspiration Me: nat 20 Dm: every single enemy, including the incoming reinforcements, run away in fear and leaves u all alone, combat has ended Rest of the party: you’ve got to be kidding me!?!?!?!

Always used to play as a boy character in rpgs and stuff. Thought it was just that they were more fun to play. Nah.

not a poll, but if you are trans and you feel so inclined, reblog this post and tell me how you realized you were trans

My favorite NPC I use:

Maxamillion Vanterbar, an energetic, 11 year old boy with curly blond hair and bright blue eyes. He’s got an unquenchable thirst for adventure and runs away from his mother, a mayor of a prestigious town to follow the party around for quests with his father’s sword by is side.

The sword? Actually the Sword of Kas. And his father? Kas the Bloody Handed, right hand to Vecna.

If Max does meet his father, he will NOT be happy the party brought along his only son and sword given to him by Vecna, and will likely yell at the party and try to usher Max home.

This small, unassuming and hyperactive kid makes for a great “WHAT?” moment, that gets a kick from my players. Especially when Max doesn’t seem to care, only wanting to go on an adventure

Help a DM out?

Tell me about your character, monsters, villains or NPC’s?

Mind reblogging or messaging me with a blurb? I need some notable adventurers and villains to pepper into some bard tales I forgot to prep. Name, Race, Class, Notable deed, battle or accomplishment and whether they came to a good or bad end? Please?

Thanks anyone who helps. Any will do, anon is on and if you don’t want me to post it I won’t :D

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