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STALKER!MATT paired with BARISTA!READER..
Every Saturday morning, Matt would always come Into the coffee shop and spot you immediately, working behind the counter, a huge smile on your face every day, talking sweetly to costumers and always being polite, he’s always loved that about you, he adored everything about you. Even though you don’t always see him, he can always see you.
A/N: hey guys! This is my first time writing something and Ik it’s very small and probably confusing but I hope you like it ! - 🦈
Is anyone else confused on what’s going on??? I’ve been getting so much drama on my feed and I don’t know what is happening, I don’t know if it’s something personal or anything but like…☹️
MATT WHIMPER AUDIO??(I need a Chris one..) 🥴😻
INTRODUCING..richgirl!reader x loser Matt.
Loser Matt:.. is that guy who always shows up late, but somehow it’s not even fashionable. His attempts at jokes land about as well as a bird trying to fly in a hurricane. He still listens to the same playlist from high school, which, to be fair, is full of guilty pleasures. His style? A mix of wrinkled graphic tees and sneakers that should’ve been retired three years ago. But hey, for all his awkwardness, Loser Matt has a kind heart, a knack for trivia, and a charm that only his closest friends truly appreciate.
RichGirl!Reader:.. is the embodiment of effortless luxury. She’s the one who walks into a room, and everyone notices—not because she’s loud, but because her presence commands attention. Her wardrobe is a curated mix of high-end designer pieces and timeless classics, always impeccably tailored. She never forgets to accessorize: delicate gold jewelry, a designer bag casually slung over her shoulder, and perfectly manicured nails in neutral tones.
From the author: hope yall like it and maybe want more? 👀🩷
Okay I would just like to say something. If the lol podcast think they can ACTUALLY beat the sturniolo triplets in a fight..they are 100% losing. Nick could EASILY solo them all. It’s literally so dumb on how the lol podcast just made up some one sided beef like..the sturniolo triplets did NOTHING to you, so why tf do yall wanna fight them? 💀
- 2prettysturniolo out!
LITERALLY SCREAMING(CREAMING..)😣😣