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He’s a coffee been!
*Septiplier is dead (?)* I know Mark doesn’t have red hair anymore but he had when I made this. I’m just late with posting it. So the piece probably isn’t that relevant but whatever better late then never I guess.
Another entry for the community event this time Jack and anti with their own respective Sams on their sides. Hope I didn’t post this to late to enter.
@tintas-galhadas I love your designs of anti and dark. So i thought why not give the contest a shot. I made a regular anti with an axolotl on his shoulder and pants with pyama pants with chibi faces on it. Then I realized the reversed version of my drawing looked a lot like Wilford so I gave them mustaches. Also Happy early birthday 🎂🎉.
I am still taller than you.
HA! Anti short! I’m 5.7 and he is 5.5! Who’s the boss now Anti?!
O͋h,̺͆ ̫̋h̝͐o͠w̩҉ ̱ͥć̡̻u͙̕t̋eͥ. ͙Y̺̔̀o͂u̵ t̶h͟i̢̋n͂̀k͍̾ ̀h͌e͜i͈ģh̵t ̝e̷quaͣl͇̎s ̅p̼̑́o̭ͮw͍e̛̩̽r͈̎҉.̓ W̌e͊l̤l̢,͓ ͉̆͡p̈́u͖̎͡p̣͋p̲̋̀e̼ͮ͠ť͢,͈ ̈I͆͏'̸̮m҉ ͛s̫̊͜til̛l͓͡ ̷t̵͕h͍͐ê ̴b͐͟o̓s̤͏s h̩e̛r̩͊e͢.̸ ͑͡Ḭ͡'m͈͑ ̸sͩt̪ͯ̕i͆l̕l̴͎ ̻t̙h̜͢e͓̊ ̞o̧̝ͯn̤e ̳́͘w͠i͑th͈ͩ͞ ̶t̊̕h̼e̠͗ ̮ͣs̠̈̀tr̙̀ì͉n͐͘ǧ͡sͫ̀,̖ͦ͞ t̴̥̃he̎ ̛̹oṉ̄e̵͙ ͍͏wͦ̀iͣt͛͡h̪ ͈̿t̴hē̷̠ ̏͝k͏ni͕f͇̀e̻ͥ.̷̌
ego rank results
15. DR. IPLIER - 60 VOTES
14. [TIE] ACTOR MARK/CAPTAIN MAGNUM - 79 VOTES
13. ILLINOIS - 83 VOTES
12. JACKIEBOY MAN - 102 VOTES
11. THE JIM TWINS - 106 VOTES
10. THE HOST - 123 VOTES
9. MARVIN THE MAGNIFICENT - 139 VOTES
8. GOOGLEPLIER - 140 VOTES
7. JAMESON JACKSON - 145 VOTES
6. HENRIK VON SCHNEEPLESTEIN - 163 VOTES
5. CHASE BRODY - 169 VOTES
4. YANCY - 173 VOTES
3. WILFORD WARFSTACHE - 224 VOTES
2. DARKIPLIER - 556 VOTES
1. ANTISEPTICEYE - 559 VOTES
if you are unhappy about the ranks, do not fear! a redeption rank poll will be going up again TOMORROW on my twitter.
thanks for all the fun! let the voting begin once more! <3
ANTI FOR LIFE!
reasons anti is better than dark: a comprehensive guide to stanning the right antagonist
he’s cute AND hot at the same time
dark is just hot
have you seen pax east anti
dark technically came before anti but CANON dark only exists because anti pioneered a new age
dark doesn’t even do his makeup that well
dark hurts my eyes make him stop
can’t look at that bitch without 3d glasses tf
anti deadass killed jack on camera
he literally possessed this bitch and murdered him straight up, no beatin round the bush, no sugar coating
he Did That
what does dark have? a cool, well thought out back story? please.
dark’s a bitch boy
he’s a lil baby
all bark, no bite
he’s a villain and all but there’s also wilford and a!mark, so there’s clearly plenty of Bad Boy to go around
anti’s got the whole cake to himself
and then he gives marvin, jj and henrik pity slices
dark hasn’t even KILLED anybody
he just stands there and threatens us with words
he aint hot shit
i rest my case.
💚💚💚
I made the JSE egos as teddy bears on this adorable picrew I found: https://picrew.me/image_maker/60938
Bonus Chase and Schneep:
Oh yeah, now your speaking my language!
Fear the turtle as in let the turtle murder you :0
Waaaait a sec there bucko. Sean has a Discord server?! (°-°) HOLY SHIT! I NEED TO BE A PART OF IT, NOW! (Send me invite please)
Markiplier theorists who have streams of explanations and video series about the egos with clear characters:
Jacksepticeye theorists, who rely on slowing down videos to look at the vague figures in second long glitches and rare discord changes events:
Cornered By Knives 🔪
{please don’t use or reupload!!! thank you!!}
To any of the accounts out there using what’s going on in the world as an excuse to further amplify your petty hate agenda against me and this community, you should absolutely fucking ashamed of yourselves. How dare you use the suffering of people to further your own petty, childish and gossip filled garbage.
Use that tenacity and passion you have to do something good with your time, especially now, instead of constantly bickering over false information every day.Be part of something better. I normally don’t interact with this stuff because it’s incredibly childish and most of what people say is flat out wrong anyway but there are SO many more important things to discuss right now. Get involved and make the world a better place.
Meeeeemes! OwO
I've Finally Finished It! Here Is My Lil Animated Meme Time Intro! Enjoy! ✨
Rebloging my other blog, because this is hilarious!
Too much Jse!!!
I’m a fan of ur videos. U make me smile when I am down. Jack u are awesome so I drew u as a dragon I hope u like it I was up all night drawing it for u. Plz message me back I would like to talk with ya. I have ideas for some videos for u. U are amazing and funny I hope u will stay amazing as well.
I'm calling it now, Agent S from ACNH is Marvin in disguise.
My version of Jackieboy man!
this took longer than it should and it’s not even as good, but you know what? I made progress and that’s what matters! But i still hope y’all like it :)