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2p America: Are you sure this is a good idea?

2p England: Sure, visiting your daddy will be super fun!

2p Canada: Yeah, because when I think about fun, I totally think about François.

So I had an idea last night.

What if the 2ps represent darker parts of a nation/it's history?

here have examples (there are definitely more than these but I can't know everything)

America: confederate states of America & cruelty to Native Americans

Canada: cruelty to Native Americans

England: colonialism, cruelty to Native Americans

France: mass executions during the French Revolution

China: totalitarian govt, so many human eights violations

Russia: russian imperialism

Korea: north korea ig

Both Italies: the mafia, govt corruption

Japan: ww2 war crimes

cringe alert 🚨 cringe alert 🚨

Anyone else have complicated feelings about the fanon interpretations of 2P!Hetalia??? It's love-hate

You really thought you were clever huh?

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Waking up to you missing from his bed was a shock, but he knew you wouldn’t get far in forest. He knew it like the back of his hand so he was confident that he could find you without much trouble. Though he did admire your attempt (though in vain) to escape.

He calmly walked to the door where he inspected the lock that had been broken or just unlocked with a hair pin, making a mental note to watch what he brings you in the future.

He also noticed a pair of his boots along with his jacket missing from the coat rack, he had to give you credit where credit is due, you were at least smart enough to think this through.

Stepping out of the cabin he didn’t expect to be smashed over the head with a branch, knocking him to the floor. As the world spun around him he vaguely saw you sprint off into the forest, it was the last thing he could make out before he passed out.

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As James began to regain consciousness, he reviewed what had exactly happened before he was promptly knocked out. He couldn’t decide between feeling angered that you had tried to escape AND have the audacity to even attack him at that, or to feel mad at himself for underestimating you, thinking you to be so naïve in your escape, along with admiring you for acting so boldly to try that risky move.

He slowly got up, letting his anger Fester and turn into malice as he went to the side of the house to see Kuma, sleeping soundly chained to a peg. He walked over to him as the polar bear looked up at its irritated master holding out the same stick that you had used to knock him out with.

“Smell.”

Was all he had to say for Kuma to start smelling the spot where you had gripped the stick, slowly turning to sniff at the dirt, getting up to follow the trail he had picked up.

James started uniting the chain making sure to had a tight grip on his bear as it started leading him to you.

“Find”

Edit:

2p nyo England:

More like the fandoms interpretation of 2p England, basically Mary poppins.

Allen definitely prefers her over Oliver,

Dislikes Oliver (pretty understandable,) tries to be friends with regular England.

Name is Alice, 1p nyo England is Rosa

Regular Nyo America

African American, raised by 2p nyo England,

Raised aristocratically, feels pretty shameful for it, since most of her people were… you know (I do not mean to offend anybody, just historical stuff)

Has a brother like relationship with 1p America , 2p America seems to care for her too

Likes conspiracy theories

Wishes she could’ve met Amelia Earhart

Breasts are fake,,

2ps headcannons/oh hai hetalia post in 2019

2p America

His name is Theodore Allen Jones, but goes by his middle name because his first name was given by 2p England

Basically America but calmer and angrier with sadistic tendencies, but still a decent person

Sounds either like Edward Norton, Alfred but deeper, or this dude

Representative of Native America

Also was the union in the civil war

Has very sharp canines instead of a missing tooth

Hated by 2p England because of his red eyes

Was friends with Alfred, they met while England was settling Jamestown.

Still technically are friends

(Although can also be in a relationship, it can be either way)

Was a greaser

Fought in Vietnam

The smartest out of all the 2ps, holds a weapon on him (modern American stereotypes)

Has a son like relationship with Lincoln, since Alfred had a family like relationship with George

2p Canada

His voice sounds like a whiny teenager

Spoiled by 2p England

Very religious

Secretly wishes he was nicer to Allen when they were younger

He’s basically a spoiled teenager/‘the favorite child’

Tries to be a better person nowadays

2p England

tHIS guy.

Hates witchcraft, believes Allen was a bad omen

Represents imperial England

HUGe superiority complex, but acts so nice,

One redeeming quality is his devotion to the royal family, wishes his family could be like them.

Took care of most of the royal children,

Tries his best to be friends with Arthur, since he thinks he’s nice to be around

2ps headcannons/oh hai hetalia post in 2019

2p America

His name is Theodore Allen Jones, but goes by his middle name because his first name was given by 2p England

Basically America but calmer and angrier with sadistic tendencies, but still a decent person

Sounds either like Edward Norton, Alfred but deeper, or this dude

Representative of Native America

Also was the union in the civil war

Has very sharp canines instead of a missing tooth

Hated by 2p England because of his red eyes

Was friends with Alfred, they met while England was settling Jamestown.

Still technically are friends

(Although can also be in a relationship, it can be either way)

Was a greaser

Fought in Vietnam

The smartest out of all the 2ps, holds a weapon on him (modern American stereotypes)

Has a son like relationship with Lincoln, since Alfred had a family like relationship with George

2p Canada

His voice sounds like a whiny teenager

Spoiled by 2p England

Very religious

Secretly wishes he was nicer to Allen when they were younger

He’s basically a spoiled teenager/‘the favorite child’

Tries to be a better person nowadays

2p England

tHIS guy.

Hates witchcraft, believes Allen was a bad omen

Represents imperial England

HUGe superiority complex, but acts so nice,

One redeeming quality is his devotion to the royal family, wishes his family could be like them.

Took care of most of the royal children,

Tries his best to be friends with Arthur, since he thinks he’s nice to be around