This Is Dumb And Has Absolutely Been Done Before But Here You Go Anyway

Aeneas and His Father Fleeing Troy Simon Vouet (French; 1590–1649) ca. 1635 Oil on canvas San Diego Museum of Art, San Diego, California

Achilles: Sleeping so many hours is an indication of depression.

Achilles: Sleep is the only way to escape reality and go to a place where nothing really matters!

Achilles: I am not lazy! Just depressed!

Patroclus: At least we have each other!

Greek mythology from A to Z:

[C] - Chaos (χάος) was the very first of all, the origin of everything, the empty, unfathomable space at the beginning of time.

Greek mythology from A to Z:

[N] - Nike (Νίκη) was the goddess of victory, depicted as having wings, hence her alternative name “Winged Goddess”.

Greek mythology from A to Z:

[G] - Gaia or Gaea (Γαῖα) is the personification of the Earth, and, for all intents and purposes, the Mother of Everything Beautiful in the world.

just imagine a boy flirting with a girl in ancient greece and he tells her "you're prettier than aphrodite" and instead of blushing and saying "thank you" she goes BRO ARE YOU KIDDING ME ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND WHY THE F*CK DID YOU SAY THAT DO YOU WANT ME F*CKING DEAD OR WHAT

Greek mythology from A to Z:

[A] - Ares (Ἄρης) is the god of war. However, unlike Athena, he represents merely its destructive capacity and is typically the personification of sheer violence and brutality.

Aeneas please 🥹

pretty boy

Greek mythology from A to Z:

[D] - Dionysus (Διόνυσος) was the god of fertility and wine, later considered a patron of the arts. He had a dual nature; on one hand, he brought joy and divine ecstasy; or he would bring brutal and blinding rage, thus reflecting the dual nature of wine. 

Greek mythology from A to Z:

[A] - Apollo (Ἀπόλλων) was the god of poetry, art, archery, plague, sun, light, knowledge and music