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Greek mythology from A to Z:

[D] - Deimos (Δεῖμος) did not appear in any stories in Greek mythology, but he was a mere representation of the terror that is brought upon humans by war.

Greek mythology from A to Z:

[A] - Aura (Αὔρα) was a deity that represented the gentle breeze of the early morning.

Deimos: I hate you!

Phobos: I hate you even more!

Deimos: I wish you were never born!

Phobos: Me too!

Deimos: Can we sleep together tonight?

Phobos: Yes!

Both of them proceed to sleep while hugging

Ares: I'm a proud dad!

*Phobos passing by with a knife*

Ares: Is that for your brother?

Phobos: Yup.

Ares:I don't think so...

*Ares passes him a bigger knife*

Phobos: Thanks dad!

Aphrodite *following him behind*: Wait! No killing your brother!

Greek mythology from A to Z:

[A] - Athena (Αθηνά) is the goddess of wisdom and war and the patroness of the city of Athens. She was also associated with peace and handicrafts, especially spinning and weaving.

Hyacinthus: I want to kiss you.

Zephyrus, not paying attention: What?

Hyacinthus: I said if you die, I wont miss you.

Norse mythology from A to Z:

[V] - Vǫrðr is a warden spirit, believed to follow from birth to death the soul (hugr) of every person.

Venus and Anchises by William Blake Richmond (1889-90)

Achilles: Can you see us on the mountain?

Thetis: No. Why do you ask?

Achilles: No. Reason.

*later at the mountain*

Achilles: SHE COULDNT SEE US. FOR THREE YEARS.

Patroclus: Oh?

Achilles: FOR THREE YEARS. SHE COULDN'T SEE US. FOR. THREE. YEARS.

Patroclus: Mhm.

Achilles: THREE. YEARS.

Patroclus: Mhm.

Achilles: WE COULDVE BEEN FUCKING. FOR. THREE. YEARS.

Patroclus: Mhm.

Chiron: i ship it.

Thetis: What the fuck

Ares: i want to stab you right now

Athena:

Ares: but my therapist said no

Athena: do it, pussy bitch. i dare you